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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 10:57 PM       
Give peace a chance, guys.
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 11:28 PM       
No, if you steal some dude's girl you run the chance of getting your fucking ass kicked.
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 11:29 PM       
I had a friend get shot dead because of it.
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 12:27 AM       
I could probably kill this guy, he's half my size.

Not that I would, being the kind of pacifistic faggot that I am.
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 04:01 AM       
do you ever drink 40's, gw?

if not you should probably start. In a young man's life, there's nothing like a 40 to make him feel like a man.
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 09:13 AM       

Bitches love 40s
Even the pregnant bitch on the right.
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 11:41 AM       
Holy shit the one on the left is anne coulter, pre-op
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 12:24 PM       
It would take malt liquor for me to stick my dick in that mess.
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 12:26 PM       
I'll bet they're all bony when you grab them and have flat asses like pancake griddles
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 12:27 PM       
I'm going to steal Shrubfest away from Sam one of these days
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 02:28 PM       
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I could probably kill this guy, he's half my size.
Stop trying to steal that 8-year-old's girlfriend.
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 03:05 PM       
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 05:44 PM       
they are just PRETENDINZG to like those 40's. But thats what will make you so awesome, GW! THEY LOVE PRETENDING!

i dont think some young lady could really stomach much of an Old E
that's why it looks like they both took two drinks :LO
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 05:46 PM       
I bet the poor some out for the home-boys
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Old Nov 5th, 2008, 09:55 PM       
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I'm going to steal Shrubfest away from Sam one of these days
THE HELL YOU ARE.
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Old Nov 6th, 2008, 04:24 AM       
You probably shouldn't show her your anime related avatar and signature. If you think you've got a chance, go for it man. Shouldn't miss out on an opportunity because you're being mocked over the internet by a chubby alcoholic Hawaiian and... Sam.

Are they douchey manfriends or cool manfriends? If it's one of those slutty girls with the guido friends, you wouldn't want your D in that anyway. I call them boxes of assorted cremes if you catch my drift.
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Old Nov 6th, 2008, 05:00 AM       
The only time I would say that it is ok to steal a girl from someone would be if love is involved.
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Old Nov 6th, 2008, 03:15 PM       
Yeah, I’ve mostly been ignoring everyone in this thread.

Also, if she were slutty, I wouldn’t give a shit. I don’t get involved with girls unless they’re really, really awesome. I'd say she's worth getting my ass kicked, several times.
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Old Nov 6th, 2008, 04:56 PM       
That's just the assburgers talking, guitar woman.
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Old Nov 7th, 2008, 01:08 AM       
IT MUST BE LOVE. HE HAS SUCH RESPECT AND ADORATION FOR THE LADIES.
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Old Nov 7th, 2008, 01:10 AM       
S'UP LADIES
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Old Nov 7th, 2008, 07:51 AM       
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Old Nov 7th, 2008, 08:33 PM       
Just go grab her and take her for coffee. Then come back here and tell me how it went.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 11:45 AM       
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Also, if she were slutty, I wouldn’t give a shit. I don’t get involved with girls unless they’re really, really awesome. I'd say she's worth getting my ass kicked, several times.
Have you been switching accounts with theOneandOnly?
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