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Old Aug 11th, 2010, 09:05 PM       
i now know to check my woman's shoes after i'm done beating her with them
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Old Aug 11th, 2010, 09:08 PM       


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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 06:55 PM       
It's been a long time since a thread on here has made me laugh, but some of the comments here were gold.

But, yeah, I've always been really annoyed with women being able to get away with hitting and antagonizing men, knowing that they won't get hit back. I don't know that there are many situations which could result in me cranking a woman in the face, but they do exist.

For example: when she goes out with her friends and doesn't call me every half hour to let me know where she is, what she's doing, and who she's with. That there is grounds for a closed-fist shot to the eye.
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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 07:04 PM       
Can someone find the domestic violence stats? I remember seeing something recently that claimed that there's a pretty high percentage of women that abuse their husbands/boyfriends, either physically and/or verbally.

MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T BE SO EAGER TO PULL DAT SHIT IF DEY FACE WUZ BROKEN
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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 07:33 PM       
Well, there we have it!
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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 07:43 PM       
oh crap that video was awesome
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Old Aug 17th, 2010, 07:44 PM       
ISSUE RESOLVED. CLOSE THREAD.
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Old Aug 21st, 2010, 07:53 AM       
Once in high school a guy I was standing by threw a basketball at a girl and then told her I did it when she came over and asked who did it. I denied it, but she had decided it would be fun to repeatedly punch me in the nose. I didn't do anything but stand there. Of course the guy always reminded me of the time I got punched in the face by a girl for the rest of my high school career.




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Old Aug 22nd, 2010, 04:50 AM       
Uh, and you didn't punch him in the face, or fill his school bag with fish or something?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2010, 05:40 PM       
lol she probably was standing in a chair i wanna watch that episode now
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Old Aug 23rd, 2010, 05:03 PM       
Goddamned Jersey Shore.

They should have called it "Attention Whore".
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Old Aug 25th, 2010, 02:36 PM       
More like yo momma
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Old Aug 25th, 2010, 05:20 PM       
I've never seen the clip of where she actually got hit. The guy really molly whopped her.
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Old Aug 25th, 2010, 07:40 PM       
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I've never seen the clip of where she actually got hit. The guy really molly whopped her.

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In August 2009, female cast member Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was punched in the face after a confrontation with a man who had stolen her drink at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights.[14] The assailant, Brad Ferro, a physical education teacher from Deer Park, New York, was arrested on simple assault and disorderly conduct charges.[14][15] A promo of the clip aired after the show's December 3, 2009 premiere and circulated on the Internet.[16] The incident would have aired on the December 17 episode, along with a public service announcement against violence towards women.[16] Polizzi suffered bruises and swelling as a result of the punch.[16]
As soon as the footage aired on the season sneak-peek on MTV, Ferro was suspended from both of his positions at North Queens Community High School and the Middle Village School in Queens.[14] Ferro was subsequently placed in one of the Department of Educationís teacher reassignment center.[14] The Department of Education is in the process of firing Ferro and said his firing is imminent.[15]
Ferro has since apologized to Polizzi stating "I deeply regret what happened. Nobody deserves that. That was not the real Brad Ferro."[17] Ferro was found guilty of simple assault and fined $500 and given a 6 month suspended jail sentence.[18] Ferro later pleaded guilty to a nonindictable offense in municipal court.[19] Ferro's father feels that his son was provoked into "doing something stupid" saying "When you get a bunch of people in a situation with alcohol and instigate, someone's going to do something stupid, and that's obviously what MTV wants."[15]
After the clip of Polizzi's incident was aired after the first and second episodes, MTV decided to omit the footage from the December 17 episode calling it "extremely disturbing".[15][20] The clip shown in the preview for the episode in which Snooki gets punched can be seen on news sites that reported the incident prior to the episode being shown.[3][18][21][22][23]
cuz they didnt show it
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Old Aug 26th, 2010, 10:18 AM       
I WONDER WHY I SAID I NEVER SAW IT THEN :ROLLEYES
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Old Aug 26th, 2010, 12:48 PM       
I'm sorry, could you type a bit more loudly?
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Old Aug 28th, 2010, 06:34 AM       
I forgot about that.

It started as kind of funny, became annoying, then became hilarious.

But Kurt Angle had a bit to do with it becoming hilarious.

I wish Angle were still in WWE
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Old Aug 28th, 2010, 02:37 PM       
Speaking of hitting womens I remember when Rhino did a jumping piledriver off the turnbuckle through a table on the outside to sandman's wife. I'm assuming she died.

edit: thank you youtube

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