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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:35 PM        MCCLAIN
Thanks for the title...made my little asshole pucker
But we BOTH know who wears the pants in this situation. You wear the pants...I just tell you which ones to wear.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:38 PM        Re: MCCLAIN
Thanks for the title...made my little asshole pucker
But we BOTH know who wears the pants in this situation. You wear the pants...I just tell you which ones to wear.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:39 PM       
Thanks for the title...made my little asshole pucker
But we BOTH know who wears the pants in this situation. You wear the pants...I just tell you which ones to wear.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:41 PM       
ONE TIME I WAS WALKING HOME FROM SCHOOL, AND I SAW FLAMES. SHE KINDA ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE A GUY, WITH THAT ATTROCIOUS BOWL HARECUT AND STUF. I THINK HER DAD REALLY WANTED HER TO B A BOY, CAUSE THAT ONE TIME I WAS WALKING HOME FROM SCHOOL, SHE WAS TRYING TO PLAY FOOTBALL, BUT SHE COULDN'T AND HER DAD GOT REALLY PISSED. HE TOOK HER INSIDE AND BUTTSEXED HER. IT WAS GROSS AND BLUDY. WHEN SHE SCREAMED I RAN HOME AND WENT TO BED WITH SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
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Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
I mean...
Thanks for the title...made my little asshole pucker
But we BOTH know who wears the pants in this situation. You wear the pants...I just tell you which ones to wear.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
You always know what to say Sammy!
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
Thanks for the short story dumbass...damn Im butch now...I didnt know.
Here I'll give you my real pic so you can come up with something good.

http://www.geocities.com/almighty_fl...htyFlames.html



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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
HOLY FUCK IT'S HEATHER MICHELLE'S SISTER!
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:58 PM       
IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO! ALTHOUGH YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE A MAN WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHING.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
McClain, if I attempt to belittle you and write in pink, Can I get a title too
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:05 PM       
Only if you call me a pencil dick hypocrit.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:09 PM       
oh come on Im giving you ample opportunity here...I know you can do better than that.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:09 PM       
Penis dick hippocrit, wait, dammit!
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:23 PM       
its spelled hypocrite and its Violet not pink


And maybe if you sucked his ass a little harder than you already are he just might give you a special little title as well.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:27 PM       
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and a chikken for a userpic! THERE SOMETHING TO BE SAID.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:36 PM       
The picture wasnt put their by myself, but by the moron who calls himself Mclame.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:43 PM       
way to go mclain

you could have used an aborted fetus.

so then, you dont have an SNES
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:47 PM       
I wanna be Mclain's bitch! Damnit... Or his Mistress of Jelly Beans...


And who is Heather Michelle? I have heard reference to her once because my name is Jennifer Michelle, and once to the other chick.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
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HOLY FUCK IT'S HEATHER MICHELLE'S SISTER!
That's what I said. But Sicktodeathmx's name is Jennifer Michelle, so I think she's Heather's sister.

Or maybe they're all related. The Michelle Clan is trying to invade I-Mockery!
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 07:07 PM       
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The picture wasnt put their by myself, but by the moron who calls himself Mclame.
It's spelled THERE and it's McClain not Mclame.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 07:28 PM       
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Only if you call me a pencil dick hypocrit.
Only if you don't touch Produce Pete
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 07:46 PM       
GO BACK TO MANUFACTURIN' DEFECTIVE CARS, COMMIE!!!!!
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