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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:08 AM       
Talking about driving up a 90° angle is pretty hardcore, but if you absolutely have to undertake a totally badass act of genius where you drive 120 mph then do it in such a way that leads to mid-air rotation so you land upside-down in a convertible with the top down.

Or so I hear that such is pretty hardcore.

I think somebody mentioned that car/slope thing a long time ago, but only now did that spring to mind.

It reminded me that when I was at King's Island many years ago with MY BESTEST BUDDY DENISE we were in line for one of those rides that's just a guided/cushioned free fall when you sit in a round structure around a tower.

Anyways, there was a sign that indicated "100% SLOPE" as if it were one of those roadside signs you see in the mountains. I pointed out that a 100% slope by the convention they were using was actually only a 45° angle, not the 90° that they wished to imply. DENISE and I got into an argument over whether or not I was right (which I am), and I had to explain that the trigonometric procedures they use to come up with that number would be impossible to apply meaningfully to a free fall because you'd have to divide by zero pretty early in the game.

Looking back, I wondered, "huh, I guess they didn't have any engineers involved in the construction of this ride", and then I was horrified.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:11 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:16 AM       
Trying to get back in touch with a lass with whom I'd shared fairly positive exchanges, I found myself at her wikipedia page wondering how I should edit it in such a way as to provide contact info I couldn't otherwise bestow because her account was deleted (and no, I was not blocked and I HAVE WAYS OF KNOWING THIS while ironically not knowing any real better way of contacting her).

Then I just asked myself, "really, Seth? REALLY?" and I gave up on her in a very sad moment.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:18 AM       
I mention that episode because it seemed like a good idea in ages past when Pub outed himself about stealthy internet tactics.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:20 AM       
I know this doesn't follow the thread of the current conversation, but I've basically got the house for the rest of the weekend and wouldn't you know, an empty house is A FREAKING EMPTY HOUSE ARRRGH THE SILENCE.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:24 AM       
You don't have to follow the current conversation the secret of this thread is changing the subject so that the focus is now on yourself :shhh
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:26 AM       
Also to be a jerk and post constantly let's not forget our roots
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:33 AM       
I can handle that but people aren't talking like they were last night and it's no fun drinking alone
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:34 AM       
Hey asila I can help un-empty your house and maybe get rid of the silence too but that depends on how loud you are in the sack
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:34 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:35 AM       
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I scream when it's appropriate but I'm willing to test that out because I haven't used it in a while
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:37 AM       
As much as I want a repeat of last night's wonders, I can't handle it right now because two hours of sleep last night wasn't enough to fuel my normal ebullience for Senior Citizen's Day at Goodwill.

And although I don't work the GW until 17:00, the geology department likes it when I come in during my available hours and I don't want to explain YET AGAIN that I had to sleep all day because there was a really great conversation going on online at 4:30 AM.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:38 AM       
i know a way you can test it out how about you test it out with MY DICK
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:39 AM       
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I mention that episode because it seemed like a good idea in ages past when Pub outed himself about stealthy internet tactics.
I find it is surprisingly difficult to forget other people's passwords, yet have a terrible time recalling my own.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:39 AM       
Speaking of pithy word smithing ending with "MY DICK", I really wonder what this thread would be like with Jixby.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:42 AM       
Waitwaitwait, you're in the geology department too? Because christ Seth, I was going to ask for your help in french as it was, and you're in geology too, and... I'm not very good at making my words make sense tonight.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:43 AM       
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I mention that episode because it seemed like a good idea in ages past when Pub outed himself about stealthy internet tactics.
I find a simple combination of being attentive & having google already open much more useful than any supposed stealth tactics I may've ever claimed.

& by already open I mean 'Ctrl+C Ctrl+T G Ctrl+V' in Opera.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:47 AM       
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I'd agree but I kind of think you're just phoning it in tonight
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:48 AM       
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Speaking of pithy word smithing ending with "MY DICK", I really wonder what this thread would be like with Jixby.
More Gadzooks.

More 'Maybe Pub Could Shut UP'

More Pub saying
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Whenever I mention Seth I try & make it seem as if I'm being nice while saying something bad about him. Last night I noticed he does the same thing about me.


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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 01:59 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:01 AM       
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