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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 02:32 PM       
sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 02:33 PM       
My mom poured out my sea-monkeys when I was 7.
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 03:01 PM       
I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 03:16 PM       
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sounds like a sketchy stranger danger job to me, be glad you've lost the opportunity!
THE HELL I've lost the opportunity, I'm doing some fancy phoneline footwork right now, I'm getting that information back from the Census call centers. It would only be a stranger danger job if I was still stuck in the backwoods of Oregon, where grizzled rednecks hole up with their weaponry in makeshift fortresses and prepare for the New World Order.

my main problem here will be white people terrified of losing their identities and members of the hispanic/latino community wondering why, exactly, the United States government does not consider their individual race to be AN ACTUAL RACIAL GROUP (the answer being WELL NO, IT DOES, IT'S JUST REALLY REALLY SLOW AT CHANGING FORMS PROPERLY)


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I always have sex with census people. They are easy prey cause they'll do anything for 20 dollars.
Really? Fuck, I may be bringing a roll of twenties when I go to the training sessions
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 03:56 PM       
Im fond of the idea of everyone putting AMERICAN as their race.
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 04:23 PM       
sounds like a solid plan to me
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 05:58 PM       
Yeah, completely ignoring demographics would work out really well on a CENSUS
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 06:56 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 09:19 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 11:25 PM       
Bewbs or I move him closer.
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 11:52 PM       
Their faces.
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 12:23 AM       
"I teached the bird karate so maybe he has a chance." Hahah.
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 01:04 AM       
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

In Australia more than 70,000 people declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.

Over 53,000 people listed themselves as Jedi in New Zealand's 2001 census. If Jedi were counted it would have been the second largest religion in New Zealand.

In England and Wales 390,127 people (almost 0.8%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms. In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 01:15 AM       
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In Scotland 14,052 people stated that Jedi was their current religion.
OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, MY POOR PEOPLE
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 01:19 AM       
FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 01:23 AM       


I hate it when ugly nerds are all gettin' their pictures taken with their Anne Hathway-looking girlfriends, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckk
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 01:26 AM       
I think you're ok. It looks like the person taking the photo has just said "put your arm around her!" and he quickly did before she could protest. She doesn't look THAT pleased.

That's an awful beard though.
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 01:27 AM       
She's toothy to the extreme. All gums.
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 01:29 AM       
Even so, the contrast in comparison is shocking at first glance and should not be allowed in society
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 01:38 AM       
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 01:56 AM       
I'm just saying. That's one of the few things that's off-putting to me.
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 02:24 AM       
I think she's pretty darn attractive.
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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 02:40 AM       
They are going out, though. Grinds my goddamn gears.

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Old Apr 1st, 2010, 03:17 AM       
God he looks even worse in that photo, and she looks better. What is his secret I wonder?
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