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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 12:19 AM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2004, 12:27 AM       
OH GOLLY, DAMN THAT DAVID
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:26 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:47 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:52 PM       
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 10:46 AM       
leave that shit in church where it belongs....jesus wheezing pansy.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 04:11 PM       
Would you care to sign up for our Communal Wafer OF The Month Club ... some are flavored and the fee will be subtracted from your weekly tithing.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 08:27 PM       
as kellychaos slowly rubs cosmo's warm member... he feels it pulsating in his palm...cosmo erupts onto kellys closed eyes, who moans with satisfaction... they have become one, and as they lay naked together the wind rustles againts the window... during which they fall into a slumber...
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
lol.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 08:53 AM       
leave me out of your Homo-erotic dreams Hardy, you jube latcher.
YOU belong in church....with the rest of the idiots and sheep.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 10:21 AM       
Either that or creating "Hallmark Moments" inside of the Hallmark Christmas cards.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:00 PM       
Hallmark needs to open up a "Happy Gay Anniversary" section right in between the "Happy Birthday Grandma" and "Happy Birthday Grandpa" sections ... and not to far from the "Sorry About Your Coronary" section.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 03:14 PM       
wtf faggots??!

you joke now, but when you're 2 seconds from the grips of death are you going to be wanting dick or forgivness for your dirty dirty sins?

YEAH THINK ABOUT IT.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 03:18 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 09:21 PM       
Hallmark has a new line of "hope your gastric bypass goes well" cards..they sit right next to the "sorry I laughed at your dick" cards and "Oops, I gave you herpes" statuettes....

oh, and there complete line of "fuck you and your silly superstition" goods too....
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Old May 12th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
2-Faced: It all depends on the mood.
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Old May 13th, 2004, 12:08 AM       
church is for gays lol
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Old May 13th, 2004, 02:08 AM       
Your own... person... Jesus.
Some one to hear your prairs, some one who cares...


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Old May 13th, 2004, 03:20 AM       
JOHNNY CASH MORE LIKE JOHNNY APPLESEED
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Old May 13th, 2004, 07:03 PM       
We've been recording a gospel group at Sheffield for the past week and it's going to continue through a month :<
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Old May 14th, 2004, 03:55 AM       
are you gonna make happy hardcore out of it
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Old May 14th, 2004, 04:09 PM       
That would be awesome :<

Wait, it would still probably inhale cat livers
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Old May 14th, 2004, 04:19 PM       
You're a Jesus whore.
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