I can't sneeze. :(

[liquidstatik]

I have the feeling that I need to sneeze... but then I don't. It's been like that for the past 2 hours, and now my head's getting all stopped up and stuff. It sucks.


How can I make myself sneeze? :/

[Schimid]

Seriously, hit yourself in the nose. Not hard, just enough to get that quick flow of blood. Then breathe in or out through your nose, to kinda "fuel the fire."

It might take a little while, but it'll work.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Tickle the inside of your nose with a q tip.

Edit: Why are they called q tips? The don't... q.

[Schimid]

That's about as useful as sniffing pepper or building a bonfire in your mouth.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

When I do it, I don't jam it inside my nose. I just gently tickle the inside. It really works.

[Retro Man]

star directly at the sun :/

[liquidstatik]

Its 12:47 AM. And I don't think the moon will give me the same effect.

[Retro Man]

oh yeah.. a halogen lamp has worked for me in the past as well

just don't stare at it too long

[liquidstatik]

Nothing's working.

Sorry about your thread Schimid. You can share mine with me if you want. :/

[Schimid]

That's like leaving a house of excrement to enter a house of dried-up excrement. Sorry. :/

[liquidstatik]

lol. My little nose problem stopped. Don't know why. :/

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

I have the feeling that I need to sneeze... but then I don't. It's been like that for the past 2 hours, and now my head's getting all stopped up and stuff. It sucks.


How can I make myself sneeze? :/

Now this actually is what I do: very carefully, place a q-tip in your nose and touch the part near the back of the arch where it tickles. Then gently twist the q-tip and you will feel yourself having to sneeze. Quickly remove the q-tip and induce sneezing with breathing patterns (I assume you already know how). If sneezing feeling goes away repeat the q-tip process untill you sneeze.

NOTE: if you do this too much in one sessio it can leave your nose very sore and dry.

[liquidstatik]

I'll give it a whirl real fast.

[Command Prompt]

I am starting to see a correllation between who posts these threads, and who responds to them.

blast! I fell into my own trap!

[MisSFiT]

Take a large sharp object,
shove it up your nose with all force intended,
and twist it 180 degrees three times.
That should get rid of your problem.

[Matt Harty]

I suggest you try that right now Missfit.

[HickMan]

MISFIT DON'T YOU MEAN 540 DEGREES?

[liquidstatik]

I already said it went away. No need to reply to this thread anymore. So stop.