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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 11:09 PM       
I have bigger fish to fry.
It's 4am, I'm in bed needing a wee.
But my cat is so happy asleep on me.

Do I try to hang on for the night in the hope that the cat leaves when I'm sleeping.
Or do I venture into the cold and upset my cat?
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 12:26 AM       
Either way, there will be an unhappy pussy.
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 02:01 AM       
Listening to people when they say things.
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 02:02 AM       
I will qualify this when I'm more rested.
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
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I have bigger fish to fry.
It's 4am, I'm in bed needing a wee.
But my cat is so happy asleep on me.

Do I try to hang on for the night in the hope that the cat leaves when I'm sleeping.
Or do I venture into the cold and upset my cat?
Kind of reminds me of one night, when I got up to use the bathroom and came back to find that my dog had jumped onto my bed and was snuggled up against the pillows. She looked so cute and cozy, but I had to shoo her away so I could get some more sleep.
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 06:03 PM       
EVERYTHING REMINDS YOU OF SOMETHING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WAS SAID!
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 09:30 PM       
That was a tad harsh.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 12:06 AM       
Going to a Downtown Club/Bar instead of a dive bar.

I think he's everywhere in the U.S. but do you guys have Billy "It's Huge" Fucillo car dealerships in your areas? We went to the bar he owns. Bad times.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 08:50 AM       
No. But I have an acquaintance who works for a car dealership and does awesome commercials.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 12:38 PM       
Are you fucking kidding me? That's awesome.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 01:12 PM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 02:41 PM       
I've been trying to find his crocodile hunter one but it seems to be missing at the moment.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 12:47 AM       
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"I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis." ~Brett Butler
Sure, we just have to have cameras and gloves shoved up our asses. I know girls got the bad period curse and how it sucks, but stop acting like guys have it 100% easier than you; we have our share of shit, too.
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 02:01 AM       
Yeah, like hearing about it. Am I right?
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 11:13 AM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2009, 11:25 AM       
I probably shouldn't have packed the stone gargoyle with my glass candle holders.
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