MARTIAL LAW DECLARED IN MOCK WARS

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

I want to kill you

Go right ahead.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard

Chickens are peaceful creatures......


Unlike their cousins to the north.


The north Gods.

(baconus-buttfukyus)

Oh where is the carton of empty.

Mubart, you fat fucktard, it doesn't help very much when you read "Sex for Dummies" and then skip the section that informs you about periods and "that time of the month". You idiot!!!!

[WTF]

You are as utterly non-eventful as Helen Keller performing a one-woman version of "Westside Story."

[WTF]

YES, you would! :/

[WTF]

ItalianWhatever,

Kid, accept it, there is no reason why you do all of the above other than you are gayer than Richard Simmons in a bonny Easter bonnet. Now, beat it, Bumboy.

[McMock]

I'm quoting the forum

[GADZOOKS]

BREAK THE INTERNET

[McMock]

I can do this in every thread I want. It's a special trick I discovered in another forum.

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by McMock

I'm quoting the forum

Wow. I'm astonished.

Really, I am.

[Anonymous]

Okay! The next person to post something really gay and long and destructive to the thread gets a temporary ban! Yeah!

[Anonymous]

More great news!

Fu, I thought we agreed that you wouldn't go idiotically traipsing around General Blabber! Fags, if you break this thread, then the idiots will post elsewhere, so cut it out! Yeah, all right!

[WTF]

O, this is just great, bloody great. I am left on an island with:

Fu (in essense a retarded doctor that consoles himself for the stupid things he says by the praise he gives himself afterwards for saying them), and FU if you don't know it by now, CHOJIN IS THE MODERATOR, OK.


Spacey (in essence a spacey guy that I don't mind thinking so slowly; but that I do mind posting faster than he thinks)


ArrowX (in essence the inventor of stupidty or more factual the FAT inventor of stupidy by threathing to kill someone over the internet),


Phun (in essence not too clever by half, but definately too stupid by three-quarters),


and cocks with no beaks.



There is just no breaks, no breaks at all! :/

[Dr. Fu]

WTF, I recommend you to stop your fucking whining right now.

[WTF]

It will take me a few seconds to speak to you about this. But sadly it will take me a few hours to describe it to you, idiot. I hate you. Shut up.

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by WTF

It will take me a few seconds to speak to you about this. But sadly it will take me a few hours to describe it to you, idiot. I hate you. Shut up.

Did I just not tell you to stop whining?

This is great.

The more you whine the more I'll talk in this thread.




There is a saying. "Don't Feed the Troll."

You are feeding him five-star hotel food right now.

[WTF]

Good God Fu, did you say "Troll"?

Is there absolutely no shame in you? No dignity at all?

You just claim titles left, right and centre! First it was Dr. and "l33t" and now TROLL!

If I were to say to you that I'm neither fat nor a teenager , would you claim that title too? :/

What is this world coming too?!

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by WTF

Good God Fu, did you say "Troll"?

Is there absolutely no shame in you? No dignity at all?

You just claim titles left, right and centre! First it was Dr. and "l33t" and now TROLL!

If I were to say to you that I'm neither fat nor a teenager , would you claim that title too? :/

What is this world coming too?!

well, you have to be able to laugh at yourself you know.

Let's be honest here. I AM TROLLING ON THESE FORUMS. I AM TROLLING. TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLLY FUCKING TROLL.

Mmk?

Wait, are you calling me a fat teenager?

Also, Chojin, I'll stay out of Blabber, mmk?

[Emu]

for someone with a ph.d. you're pretty fucking stupid

[WTF]

Well, now that we have all the hostility out of the way, we can talk.

Well are you?

I mean...... a fat teenager trolling on the internet? and why not?

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by Emu

for someone with a ph.d. you're pretty fucking stupid

Heh. I thought somewhere back yonder pages WTF said I was a vet imposter.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

WTF, you remind me of a pickled pepper I knew once who went by the name of Quimspack Mctwat.


Oh those were sad times.


Also, wtf, your insults suck ballz.
But so do ballsuckers.
What is a ballsucker, you vomit?


Why its a hideous animal. And it sucks balls.


(suckus ballus) a member of the mammal family.

[Dr. Fu]

WTF, I have to agree with Zekey.

Your insults suck to the point of where I take them non-insultingly.

But isn't that new.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

Heh. I thought somewhere back yonder pages WTF said I was a vet imposter.

Yes double heh, heh, Fu your idiot. Go back and read the post again and the "vet" I was referring to was a "veterinarian" (You know the person that works with dogs and stuff??). You should study the lost art of finding the definition of words in dictionaries. :/

Originally Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard

WTF, you remind me of a pickled pepper I knew once who went by the name of Quimspack Mctwat.


Oh those were sad times.

Also, wtf, your insults suck ballz.
But so do ballsuckers.
What is a ballsucker, you vomit?


Why its a hideous animal. And it sucks balls.


(suckus ballus) a member of the mammal family.

For God's sake, ZekeySpaceyLizard, a mock in your mouth is no mocking matter!


There once was a lizard and a doctor alone on an island and given that the lizards nickname was Baron Munchausen (a name he himself so deftly choose) the lizard was tempted to spindle yarns so soothingly filled with bullshit and stupidity that it really really became a bore. So the doctor thought about using the gentle art of deception when he saw the lizard again. But the lizard was not as stupid as the doctor originally thought. The lizard saw this coming and when the doctor ask him to please tell one more of his "adventurous" stories the lizard slipped in quickly with something that he was working on for nights at an end.


So the lizard responded with: "Hi Doctor, I am somewhat of an idiot and bullshitter myself, but occasionally I like to listen to an expert like you. Please continue!" The doctor unfortunately did: :/

Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

Zekey, I have to agree with you.

WTF, your insults suck to the point of where I take them non-insultingly.

But isn't that new.

Now sit together and plan something interesting as a comeback, idiots.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Take THAT, Wtf, you pretzel sturgeon!

[Dr. Fu]

WTF.

Shut up.

There is a brain inside that walnut head of yours. Use it.

For fucks sake, you yourself are instigating the trouble while you blame it on us for keeping you here.

If you would have just shut your mouth, you would probably be out of here now.

The story you made was basically a way of saying, "Oh em jees u 2 used t3h same ting 2 insult mi". Which, also, is just denoting a point.

Stop being such a disgruntled, selfish noob and stop pissing around with us.

Because it's obvious that you're just masking your stupidity by insulting us when you clearly don't know what to do.