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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 04:13 AM       
The bakers hands were brown because he kneaded a poo.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 04:16 AM       
Should've bought a hat, Chuck.
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Old Apr 29th, 2008, 07:34 PM       
What the he'll we supposed to do YOU MORON?
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Old May 1st, 2008, 01:49 PM       
That's why cereal boxes have two flaps instead of three.
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Old May 1st, 2008, 01:52 PM       
Yeah, that's what SHE said.
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Old May 1st, 2008, 01:55 PM       
So the penguin says, "No, it's just ice cream."
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Old May 1st, 2008, 03:04 PM       
"Grisham?!? I barely knew em"
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Old May 1st, 2008, 03:52 PM       
Forget it Jeffy, you can't UNSPILL milk.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 02:27 PM       
GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER.

You're tired? I lost the sausage after the second bar.

That was the demo.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 03:15 PM       
"Me follow tracks, me catch train."
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 05:14 PM       
Me in heap big trouble
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 05:28 PM       
This isn't best final words from video game bosses.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 07:44 PM       
It's also from F-Troop
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 08:06 PM       
the grassy knoll.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 08:20 PM       
and that's how I met your mom.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 12:43 AM       
...and then you just wipe the blood off on the clown suit!
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Old May 8th, 2008, 01:02 AM       
About ten pounds.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 01:23 AM       
Did you hear about that one time the Hindenburg got a speeding ticket?
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Old May 8th, 2008, 01:24 AM       
It exploded and 36 people died
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Old May 8th, 2008, 02:01 AM       
It depends on how hard you throw'em.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 11:17 AM       
So what, you've got a dick in your face.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 01:06 PM       
covered in BEEEES
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Old May 8th, 2008, 01:19 PM       
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Old May 8th, 2008, 01:21 PM       
Edit: It sucked. And so did the original joke.
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