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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 10:50 PM        what did you get for christmas?
i know it's early, but me and sandra exchanged early:

HOME MOVIES FUCKING BOX SET
a homemade octopus plushie
stelarc: a monograph (book)
sam and max season one (wii)
spaceballs (dvd)
sleepless in seatle (dvd)
star wars puzzle (lol)
teefury t-shirt
old navy sweater

i think that's it from her. but from a few other people:

wiimote charge station
ipod cases
dodgeball (dvd)
wii sensor bar

you guys fucking WISH omgsmg was your g/f. HOME MOVIES BOX SET FOR CHRIST SAKE, DOES THE WORLD GET ANY BETTER?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 10:58 PM       
My mom said fuck it and gave me $300 to do whatever with, I gave 100 to my sister to get her tire fixed, then I wanted to buy a cheapo edition xbox 360 but I was $5 short.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 11:00 PM       
I got about 70 bucks so far. Gonna buy some hella Discworld
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 11:09 PM       
So Far...
- Ocarina of Time T-Shirt
- Playstation 3
- Tomb Raider: Underworld
- Prince of Persia
- Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe
- Heavenly Sword
- Call of Duty:Modern Warfare
- Complete series of Family Guy
- Half Gallon of Captain Morgan

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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 12:10 AM       
No idea what I'm getting. I'm probably going to get some sort of DS game (possibly in the Harvest Moon line) and Sarris Candy. No idea what my boyfriend has in mind.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 12:31 AM       
What does the octopus look like? I think I would value that more than Home Movies, HEARTLESS BUTTHOLE! Anyway, I love homemade stuff. I got a quilt last year from my then-girlfriend's mom. Good gift.

Also I think I'm getting money from my dad, and my sister told me to choose something so I told her to get me a road atlas.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 01:48 AM       
my aunt is flying me out to new york for 10 days. ima stay in a fancy hotel, take a behind-the-scenes tour of the UN and explore the city hard while acting like a high roller. i like xmas even if i don't believe in the baby jesus
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 02:29 AM       


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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 03:51 AM       
Im gonna kill all of you for christmas.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 04:49 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 07:09 AM       
Anything I get has to be small enough to fit in my suitcase after it's already full of clothes, or will be left in storage for at least 8 months (and maybe much longer) before I get to use it.

I'm betting on CDs, maybe clothes, and pretty much nothing else.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 08:11 AM       
for...uh....Christmas....

I got some cool stuff....hockey pullover, special edition St. Patrick's day puck (green rubber), Joey Ramone action figure, Tiddy Bear, some scratch-off lottery tickets (won $3), a Starbucks Tel Aviv sweatshirt, and a popcorn popper, among other things.

I was po' so most of what I gave others was labor-intensive instead of expensive. I had a professional frame-maker make the bf a custom display case for his guitar pick collection, that was my big expenditure.

Edit: the dog made out like a bandit, everyone got her tons of stuff....I think she got more presents than anyone.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 10:06 AM       
Dont know what Im getting but... I got my kid a Wii so its like getting a Wii myself. Picked him up Sam and Max season 1 and Da Blob. Oh and Metal Slug 7 for his DS but you know Im going to be playing it. Also got the wife Bob Dylan greatest hits 1-3 off iTunes so its on my iPod now too. Man I love gifts that give back.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 10:09 AM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 10:55 AM       
My girlfriend gave me The Louis Theroux Collection and a set of Matroyshka dolls based on famous Russian leaders of the 20th Century.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 11:46 AM       
Cool.

I saw a blank, unfinished wood set of dolls at a craft store for $9, and I almost bought them, but I didn't have any good ideas so I didn't.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 12:48 PM       
might i also mention that Herman is made out of a tank top, so much was sacrificed for his being
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 01:15 PM       
so far i got lipstick and earrings and some bath stuff from my wife ;o
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 01:20 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 04:09 PM       
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i got veganomicon, a lovely charm bracelet handmade by my lindsey-lou, a tee shirt that says "i have a crapload of work to do" on it, a corporate bullshit calendar, and 2 glorious cds full of super tunes from doleland.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 08:05 PM       
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Old Dec 25th, 2008, 07:41 AM       
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My girlfriend gave me The Louis Theroux Collection
If you like that you should check out his book, The Call of the Weird. It's about him going back to the US and finding how what happened to all the people he met in the first series of Weird Weekends. It's well written and quite funny too.
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