speaking of synthetic burgers and great ol' america, in the past fourty years McDonalds has been accused of meat-foolery many a times. but there were two particular rumors that stood out (seperated by 20 years): a) that mcdonalds burgers contained earthworms b) that the patties were formed using cow eyeballs
McDonalds' response to these accusations? They chose to point out the illogical reasoning in the myths by informing people that there's no way they'd use cow eyeballs or earthworms as substitutes in their food, because both of those items are more expensive than beef.
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Hey elx, your sig is too big. 400 x 100 pixels is the limit, son
I'm sure it would probably cost more to form shit into beef, especially with the research costs. I'm almost positive that there's no machine where you feed shit in and out pops a burger on the other side.
If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block
time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys
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If you had a random hook-up and then used a time machine the next day to go back in time, knock out your past self and have sex with the chick a second time, would that count as a cock block
time machines are a theoretical can of worms, guys
what if instead of knocking yourself out you double-teamed the random hookup
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