man that chick was a slut

[adept_ninja]

This girl I met had to be the biggest slut ever so I thought I would share. I was at my homecoming football game last night watching with all my buddies and one of my friends came up with this girl. The girls name i dont remember but I had never seen her before. So we go sit up in the stands and we are all talking cause the game kinda sucked till the end and me and my buddy were kinda buzzing so we are having a good time. This girl is hugging us all and next thing i know she starts kissing my friends neck. I gave him the thumbs up and turned around and started watching the game. Next thing I know she is kissing my neck and nibbling on my ear lobes and when i start to turn around and she stops. So I didnt say anything i turned around and started talking to my friend joey and next thing i know shes making out to the other guy next to her. I was a bit grossed out at this point so I left but as the story goes she blew my friend in the woods after the game. FUN TIMES

[The One and Only...]

I guess if herpes floats your boat...

[maggiekarp]

If she was a true biggest slut ever she would have blown the whole football team while the game was going on :/

[Wigwam]

while jerkin the coaches off

[HickMan]

Good story

[Schimid]

HOTTIE

Dude, South River plays Arundel in the final Season game. I expect to see you faggots at the game in full support.

Here's 4 and 2 now, lost to Old Mill and Annapolis (It was their homecoming, we let them win )

[adept_ninja]

Dude we suck, your team is going to kill us but I will be there to witness the ass kicking. Shit dude we almost lost to glen burnie...that s how bad we are.

[Sethomas]

Chick that slut was a man.

[Emu]

[Slinky Ferret]

At uni last week they had the gay society and of course as part of celebrating the fact that they are gay and everything one of them had to be in drag didn't they.

I think he was about 6ft 5" tall (plus heels) with a red wig done up nicely and overdone make up (including orange fake tan) with a tight sparkly green dress on.

It was probably one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. Not because he looked good, yet obviously a bloke, but his makeup despite being over exagerated was probably alot better than most women can achieve.

He looked like a lady, but he walked like a man!

[DrGonzo]

I know this story to be true. For you see, it was ME who received said blowjob.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Slinky Ferret

Not because he looked good, yet obviously a bloke, but his makeup despite being over exagerated was probably alot better than most women can achieve.

I can never get my blush quite right. It always ends up looking like I have rosacea.



jk

[Johnny Couth]

If it's consenual, and you know the risk involved, there is nothing wrong with just throwing sex around.

[Jixby Phillips]

yall are gross ugh

i'm gonna throw up thanks to YOU, THANKS

[FartinMowler]

Fartin reads story....skips "new" Mockery t-shirt prospective buyers and kelly Choas, runs in and.... does it with slut!!! Ya!!!! OOOOH YA!!!!!!