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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 11:16 PM        Working and Farting
I'm bartending at this place now where brunch is a really big deal so I have to get there real early in the morning to set up all the Bloody Mary stuff and whatnot. On the Creole Bloody Mary, we have to put a big shrimp on the edge of the glass.
I had to fart real bad this morning and since I like farting I did it. It stunk real bad and all the waiters and my fellow bartender immediately noticed the smell. They all thought it was the shrimp and they threw away a whole bucket of expensive shrimp.
But really it was me, because I farted.
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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 11:37 PM       
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 12:21 AM       
yep, promoting the pointless wasting of food sure is funny.
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 12:31 AM       
"Oh god! Another load of fart shrimp! What the fuck!"
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 08:31 AM       
i worked with a grossguy who shamelessly farted in departmental meetings AND ate his boogers.

he also had this huge belly and wore shirts that were about four sizes too small on him.

and he lived in his mother's basement.

and was in the military at one point in his life.

he's so gonna kill someone.
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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 06:11 PM       
Some people just don't get it!!!
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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 06:32 PM       
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i worked with a grossguy who shamelessly farted in departmental meetings AND ate his boogers.

he also had this huge belly and wore shirts that were about four sizes too small on him.

and he lived in his mother's basement.

and was in the military at one point in his life.

he's so gonna kill someone.
"I am... in a world... of shit! And boogers!" KABOOM!
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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 06:56 PM       
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i worked with a grossguy who shamelessly farted in departmental meetings AND ate his boogers.

he also had this huge belly and wore shirts that were about four sizes too small on him.

and he lived in his mother's basement.

and was in the military at one point in his life.

he's so gonna kill someone.
I'd bet even odds that, in finding some way to extract it, he is now keeping your poop in a jar and perhaps laying nightly vigil to it using a Star Wars birthday candle.
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 12:19 AM       
What's your malfunction, numbnuts?

It's funny, mcclain, I was thnking the same person as glowbelly was describing the dude at her workplace
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 12:22 AM       
first `funny thing i have read on this forum, thank you studio!
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 02:45 AM       
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 04:25 PM       
I fail to understand why the male members of our species are so fascinated by their own flatulence.
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 04:38 PM       
because it's a hilarous noise and you can't say you've never laughed at how loud and wet it is when you fart in the shower.
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 04:39 PM       
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 05:26 PM       
Like an olfactory snowflake.
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 06:46 PM       
this thread stinks
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 08:44 PM       
*sprays some air freshner around*

I do find it hard to believe people could mistake the smell of a fart to the smell of bad shrimps, silly people
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 09:30 PM       
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 11:25 PM       
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