Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #126  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Old Dec 19th, 2008, 06:53 PM       
My sister and the other vets usually dress up the cats that live there in different hats and outfits. For some reason she won't dress up Ol' Fatty for us, so I figured I would do the next best thing.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #127  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Dec 19th, 2008, 06:57 PM       
I agree with her. He got this way because people wanted to make a funny. It would be hard for me too if I had to look him in the eye every day.
Reply With Quote
  #128  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Old Dec 19th, 2008, 07:00 PM       
I like into those eyes of his and they are just screaming to be dressed up as a 19th century Industrial tycoon.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #129  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Old Dec 19th, 2008, 09:13 PM       
Back then, hoes didn't want him. Now he's hot, hoes all on him.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips View Post
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
Reply With Quote
  #130  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Dec 19th, 2008, 09:14 PM       
I wanna make him a pimp cane now.
Reply With Quote
  #131  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Old Dec 19th, 2008, 11:35 PM       
My sister told me tonight that they have a jacket for him that he wears.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #132  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Dec 19th, 2008, 11:37 PM       
Please let it be a letterman jacket.
Reply With Quote
  #133  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Old Dec 19th, 2008, 11:53 PM       
Nah, I think it's a tan jacket with some sort of fuzzy collar or something.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #134  
Sicktodeathmx Sicktodeathmx is offline
Chojin's Hussy
Sicktodeathmx's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
Old Dec 20th, 2008, 11:25 AM       
Jesus Christ. I have a cat that weighs 18 pounds, and I thought he was huge
__________________
Less fail, More tail,

Jennifer Michelle
Reply With Quote
  #135  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Dec 20th, 2008, 03:51 PM       
In honor of fatties thread I shall not make a sexual advance pertaining to me seeing pictures of your cat.
Reply With Quote
  #136  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:38 PM       
SEND ME AN ANGEL


My sister told me the other day that the news station that did the report on Fatty a few years ago tracked them down from the previous owners wanting to a follow-up. They told the reporter that Fatty had died recently so that they would leave them alone.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #137  
Shrubfest Shrubfest is offline
Thrills and Oblongs
Shrubfest's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: A cupboard.
Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:42 PM       
*joy explosion*
__________________
False teeth are startling.
Reply With Quote
  #138  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:59 PM       
Yay! Fatty makes life more joyous!
Reply With Quote
  #139  
MetalMilitia MetalMilitia is offline
Hitler's Canoe!
MetalMilitia's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: UK
Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 08:07 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRat View Post
SEND ME AN ANGEL
They told the reporter that Fatty had died recently so that they would leave them alone.
Is that why they dressed it up as an angel - for proof?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtimecow View Post
japan
Reply With Quote
  #140  
Sicktodeathmx Sicktodeathmx is offline
Chojin's Hussy
Sicktodeathmx's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
Old Dec 30th, 2008, 02:37 PM       
Updates on the kittycat?!
__________________
Less fail, More tail,

Jennifer Michelle
Reply With Quote
  #141  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Dec 30th, 2008, 03:41 PM       
Still fat
Reply With Quote
  #142  
Dixie Dixie is offline
Egg
Dixie's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Old Dec 30th, 2008, 09:51 PM       
Chubangel Cat rules.
Reply With Quote
  #143  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Dec 30th, 2008, 09:54 PM       
HI CIG! HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU!
Reply With Quote
  #144  
Dixie Dixie is offline
Egg
Dixie's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Old Dec 30th, 2008, 10:01 PM       
You're drunker than I am, aren't you?
Reply With Quote
  #145  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 09:39 PM       
Fox News Terror Alert:

Fatty has been adopted by one of the veterinarians and has been living in his new home for the past couple of weeks. No more pics of Fatty ever again.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #146  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 09:44 PM       
FUCKINSHITFUCKFUCK
Reply With Quote
  #147  
TheBigMan045 TheBigMan045 is offline
mmmm....custom user title
TheBigMan045's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The Great Country of NEW ZEALAND
Old Feb 4th, 2009, 07:12 AM       
that just killed this thread
__________________
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
Reply With Quote
  #148  
Zomboid Zomboid is offline
The Wolf
Zomboid's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt! LOL
Old Feb 4th, 2009, 09:43 AM       
You'd think so, yeah.
__________________

That was very funny. Well done.
Reply With Quote
  #149  
Sacks Sacks is offline
The Wrong Melon Farmer
Sacks's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: (つ♥ヮ♥)つ ٩๏̯͡๏)۶
Old Feb 4th, 2009, 02:27 PM       
Fucking bogus.
Reply With Quote
  #150  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Feb 4th, 2009, 02:29 PM       
Now I see how fatty was created. I feel like force feeding a cat to replace the empty spot in my heart.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:54 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.