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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 10:05 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 01:11 AM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 03:39 AM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 01:27 PM       
  1. People find many ways to express their inner world. Some write novels; others paint, perform, or debate; still others design elegant solutions to complex mathematical problems. How do you express your inner world, and how does the world around you respond?
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 04:42 PM       
The answer is MSpaint, right?
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 05:46 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 05:50 PM       
impressive. I thought Singapore was pretty hardass about that kind of thing.
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
They are, but maybe someones hand was lined with cash.
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 07:05 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 07:34 PM       
The Ichibankan online Japanese dollar store is closing on Tuesday, get your cheap Japanese crap while you can

Here's a photo from that concert I went to, where the guitarist looked like the TV Randall Flagg to me:



The problem was, I was taking pictures of him because he looked like Randall Flagg, but he thought I was taking pictures of him because I found him hot. So the entire thing turned very uncomfortable as he made various provocative dance moves in my direction and kept staring at me from the stage

EDITED TO ADD: Look at my fellow concert-goers. You can tell this is a Rockin' Good Time!
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
My girlfriend put some shoes on e-bay. A few hours later she got an e-mail from someone requesting a picture of her wearing them with fishnet stockings to "see what they look like". Is there any possibility that this isn't a sex-pervert and more importantly should I put them on and take a pic for him?
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
I think your plan is a good one. Do you have really hairy legs?
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 08:57 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 09:58 PM       
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Here's a photo from that concert I went to, where the guitarist looked like the TV Randall Flagg to me:


Yeah, I see it too.

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EDITED TO ADD: Look at my fellow concert-goers. You can tell this is a Rockin' Good Time!
"Edna, that darn gee-tar player is sangin too durned loud! Plus I keent unnerstan a durned thang hes sangin! Didja remember mah Geritol?"
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 09:58 PM       
I have a hard time watching Blade Runner and not be lulled to sleep by the combination of slow action, silent atmosphere, dark settings and Vangelis's musical score.
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Old Jul 5th, 2009, 10:39 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 12:45 AM       
Colonel Flagg: playing for crowds like that must be sheer hell for a band. The crowd was about 60% geriatrics, 39% suburban yuppies with wagonloads of small children, and us.

Also, I think the guy playing keyboard looks like that rival pornstar in Orgazmo.

Tadao: I have the same problem with every incarnation of Jurassic Park. I've never been able to stay awake through it.
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 09:06 AM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 12:38 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 12:44 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 12:47 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 01:20 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 01:43 PM       
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