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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 06:10 PM       
I hope that spider crawls up your dick and lays eggs in your bladder.
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 06:14 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 06:15 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 06:25 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 09:21 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2010, 09:29 PM       
I pmed it to Mockery. It's a bit north of him but maybe worth it.
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 01:45 AM       
To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), right?
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 02:54 AM       
I like spiders more than bugs. It's weird. I used to be really afraid of them.
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 03:02 AM       
yeah no need to worry guys, so long as it doesn't kill you it doesn't matter if it hurts like holy hell.
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 03:05 AM       
also you should play with strange snakes cause as long as it doesn't rattle, have red on yellow, or a white mouth it's not gonna kill you!
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 03:05 AM       
and you only have to worry about those brown bears, you know
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 03:18 AM       
it's not like people are giving into some cruel unfounded stereotype against spiders, there's obvious reasoning for the hatred. they're obnoxious little bastards that get in your face, crawl all over your shit and regularly bite peoples' defenseless asses. no other insects do that. you can call them cutesey curious and just say that it's not their fault and they're good for gardening and w/e else but don't cry when someone squashes them. it's not like you're any better sending those crickets to their deaths.
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 04:15 AM       
The only vicious spider I've ever seen (and the bite is really only about as bad as a wasp) is the wolf spider. I give them pretty wide berth when I see them.
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 04:31 AM       
at least we're not in australia with zhukov, where the spiders chase you
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 04:41 AM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 05:06 AM       
i like jumping spiders, they're adorable
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 05:22 AM       
THEY'RE SO VICIOUS! I LOVE THEM! THEY'RE SO TINY AND FULL OF VIM AND VIGOR.
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 09:36 AM       
I think somewhere earlier in the thread I said that it was unusual for me to be weird about the size of that one wolf spider because I'm normally very spider-friendly. I relocate if they're compatible with the outside world.

I have a different attitude about Yellow Sac spiders because they are dangerous, particularly because I have a curious infant in the house. Their bites are painful and can cause necrosis. We've had a mini-infestation of Yellow Sac spiders in this area for the past couple of years and I don't want to go looking for trouble. I vacuum them up when I see them, then get rid of the vacuum bag. I don't know whether they survive the vacuuming but I know the bold jumping spiders I've vacuumed do, so I picture this sort of spider fight club going on in there.

Anyway, that sort of cold decision favoring your family's welfare is the sort of thing that happens hormonally when you have a kid.
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 09:55 AM       
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To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), right?
But there are so many legs!
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 12:02 PM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 12:33 PM       
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it's not like people are giving into some cruel unfounded stereotype against spiders.
Yes they are.
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 02:33 PM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 05:21 PM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 05:25 PM       
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