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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 08:55 PM        Is there anything, anything, anything more boring than...
A high school graduation ceremony?
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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 09:50 PM       
Maybe, but none reported by reliable witnesses.

Pomp and Circumstance is the among the most boring music in the known universe, right up there with Enya.
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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 10:07 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 10:18 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 10:20 PM       
Depends on who died.
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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 10:46 PM       
I went to my great-aunt's funeral today. Her first ex-husband talked for 45 MINUTES about arguments and fishing stories.
All-told it was three hours before we even went out to the gravestone for the closing.
Two people fell asleep and had to be woken up and told to leave.

There was also four interruptions to listen to songs that included this one.

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Old Jun 6th, 2011, 11:32 PM       
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Pomp and Circumstance is the among the most boring music in the known universe
Not when it heralded the arrival of The Macho Man
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 12:50 AM       
Catholic Jr High graduations.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:05 AM       
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Catholic Jr High graduations.
Catholic school dances. "Leave room for the holy ghost, you two!"
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:26 AM       
pretty much anything catholic
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:40 AM       
Yeah, I was going to say going to church in Catholic primary school.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 07:08 AM       
yea i was gonna say university graduations (FIVE HOURS PLUS GETTING THERE EARLY) but yea catholics
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 07:08 AM       
also, pram maven.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 01:58 PM       
Wait, are Max's children out of high school already?
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 05:58 PM       
this message board is pretty fucking boring and judging by the join dates next to some peoples names its been going on for a decade
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 06:06 PM       
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT ZUGGY - THAT WAS MERELY AMUSING.
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 06:14 PM       
Can you store cut'n'pastes?

"Okay... You are aware, right, that this is the forum of a site, and that the people on this forum like that site and that's why they are members of that forum, right? I mean, you didn't just come here blindly and post a statement in a random thread without having the slightest idea of where you were, or what you were writing about, like some sort of spastic lab monkey with electrodes running into it's partially exposed skull, strapped in front of a computer, flailing away at a keyboard with no notion at all what it was doing, did you? Seriously?"
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 06:51 PM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 07:08 PM       
Yes, yes, yes, but ARE THEY 18 YET?
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Old Jun 7th, 2011, 09:45 PM       
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Can you store cut'n'pastes?

"Okay... You are aware, right, that this is the forum of a site, and that the people on this forum like that site and that's why they are members of that forum, right? I mean, you didn't just come here blindly and post a statement in a random thread without having the slightest idea of where you were, or what you were writing about, like some sort of spastic lab monkey with electrodes running into it's partially exposed skull, strapped in front of a computer, flailing away at a keyboard with no notion at all what it was doing, did you? Seriously?"
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Was that in the comments section of the story of the Easter Bunny? I seem to recognize some of the prose.

Incidentally, that story was one of the funniest things I had ever read on this site, before or since.
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I've never been to any of that shit!

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