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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 09:22 AM        World's Greatest Pick up Lines
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"I'm takin' this thing out in an hour, and if you're not on it, you'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...."
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 09:32 AM       
Jesus.

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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 02:16 PM       
It shouldn't have been posted the first fucking time.
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 01:27 PM       
"Does this rag smell of chlorophorm to you?"
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Old Sep 7th, 2004, 02:47 PM       
guy: "pinch me please"
girl:"*heehee* why?"
guy: "because i think im having a wet dream about you right now...."

(wait for multiple slaps/high heel stabs, court ordered seperation, dieing alone)
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 03:58 PM       
pick-up line for a pirate : "why dont you walk me plank"
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 04:11 PM       
quit posting to shit old threads that are duplicates of other shit old threads
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 05:38 PM       
"Hi, My name is Fartin MOwler" :/
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 06:34 PM       
"Hi, erm, I'm not very good at this pick up line stuff. So why don't I just fondle your tits?"
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 06:59 PM       
Holy shit, i was JUST wondering what happened to you yesterday! creepy :o
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 07:00 PM       
Holy shit, i was JUST wondering what happened to you yesterday! creepy :o
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 07:01 PM       
holy shit blah blah blah i'm going for three now
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Old Oct 17th, 2004, 03:31 AM       
"I own a penis"
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