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Old May 10th, 2008, 05:45 PM       
As a single male in an apartment complex that doesn't allow grills, the Foreman has been a godsend. I can actually cook chicken, pork chops, bratwurst, and other meats that I could never do before. I love it so much I'm going to cook my penis on it tonight.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2008, 07:21 PM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2008, 08:01 PM       
5:30 p.m. Ribs.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2008, 08:04 PM       
Cooking rice, peanut chicken, and zucchini-pepper stir fry right now. The rice smells really good.
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Old Jun 24th, 2008, 03:02 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2008, 10:00 PM       
Prawns.

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Old Jul 4th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
Sandwich with Tuna, Mayo, Tabasco, chillies and cheese.
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Old Jul 5th, 2008, 04:49 AM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2008, 07:20 AM       
A forkin' doughnut.
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Old Jul 5th, 2008, 12:02 PM       
COTTAGE CHEESE. SHIT
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Old Jul 5th, 2008, 02:58 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 02:45 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 03:11 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 03:15 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 07:40 PM       
one of those frozen Bertoli skillet dinners for two. They're surprisingly good, I especially like the chicken alla vodka.
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Old Jul 15th, 2008, 08:59 PM       
Then you need to get Zubrowka, the best Vodka ever IMO. And don't spoil it with chicken.
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Old Jul 27th, 2008, 09:34 AM       
crystallized ginger! it's great even if it's a bit spicy strong
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Old Jul 27th, 2008, 09:43 AM       
Cup of coffee and a cigarette.
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Old Jul 27th, 2008, 01:06 PM       
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Old Jul 28th, 2008, 04:07 AM       
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Cup of coffee and a cigarette.
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but the coffee has white chocolate macadamia nut creamer in it :o
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Old Jul 28th, 2008, 04:35 AM       
I had 4 Slim Jims earlier. I always forget how f'n good those things are until I eat one.
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Old Jul 28th, 2008, 03:37 PM       
half a box of macaroni.
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Old Jul 29th, 2008, 12:28 AM       
Tomato Soup.

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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 03:26 AM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2008, 03:36 AM       
Hella spaghetti
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