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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 09:26 AM        cynics welcome.
i said it was too fairy-tale. i said it wouldn't last, that the rosy tint would fade to grey. i said i'd never be able to give myself away again. or to him.

and then i fell in.

coated in calm and smoking from the fire, i now know a connection with another human being that i never thought possible.

kevin. he's been there for me since day one, always wanting to listen and listening well, always knowing when to give me hell. he's never once let me down, not even in the most trivial. his honor is his code. his main priority is my happiness, and he proves it every day. he gladly sacrifices himself for me and my kids, whom he loves as his own.

so we ran off and got married.

happily ever after. :O
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 10:23 AM       
hooray hooray congrats to you, love!! :D
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 12:27 PM       
I'm jealous ...

... but cool for you.
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 02:30 PM       
when there's one last cold pepsi, he drinks a warm one, so just in case i want one, i'll be able to have a cold one. he says it's 'cause i'm the queen. :P
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 02:44 PM       
Wow, I'm glad I'm not a whipped bitch like him.

Split the two sodas.
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 03:12 PM       
i always tell him he can have the cold one; he refuses.
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 03:49 PM       
oh, and oao? kevin says, "try to whip this bitch, funboy."
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 04:35 PM       
OAO doesn't like to be tied down. He likes to make out with as many people as he can schedule in.

...Old joke

But congrats to you, Sadie!
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 05:11 PM       
congrats, hope it works out.
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 07:34 PM       


we got married in the manhattan clerk's office. a little later, we went to see phantom of the opera." late that night, we looked out over new york from atop the empire state building--all alone. afterward, we took the last carriage ride through central park.

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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 07:56 PM       
Congratulations.
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Old Aug 14th, 2005, 02:28 AM       
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oh, and oao? kevin says, "try to whip this bitch, funboy."
Sorry, I left my leather outfit at home.

And congratulations.
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Old Aug 14th, 2005, 09:36 AM       
Congratulations Sadie! He sounds great.
I be getting hitched May 19th next year. Very happy, can't wait!
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Old Aug 14th, 2005, 02:19 PM       
oao is a sick bastard. :O

congrats, dole!
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Old Aug 14th, 2005, 05:57 PM       
i look forward to following this exchange between a sexually/politically/internetly confused 16-yr old w/ delusions of modeling telling someone who's got their life together quite happily and comfortably WHO THEIR HUSBAND IS.
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 01:27 PM       
wait. is one of them me? :O
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 01:30 PM       
i want to travel the world, and kevin wants to travel the world with me. i just mailed for a copy of my birth certificate, so we can get passports.
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 01:34 PM       
Congradulation sadie! He sounds like a real George Clooney...from his movies
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 01:59 PM       


kevin trained in martial arts all through his childhood and adolescence, learning nerve holds and pressure points, from his grandfather.
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 02:52 PM       
that can come in handy

i'm getting hitched on october 29.
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 04:25 PM       
it does. :O

congrats to you, sweetie!
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 04:46 PM       
I'm gettin' cavities here.
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 05:03 PM       
good thing i've got a drill.
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Old Aug 16th, 2005, 04:44 PM       
I wish I was a Hallmark writer right about now.
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Old Aug 16th, 2005, 04:59 PM       
We're going to need a married forum soon! sadie, Glowbelly, me, rog, Mclain, Burbank etc etc
We can all swap recipes and home makeover tips..
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