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Old May 1st, 2006, 04:23 PM       
living in arizona all my life, i remember the old state motto "welcome to arizona. now get the fuck out". i miss thoes days.....
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Old May 1st, 2006, 04:34 PM       
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living in arizona all my life, i remember the old state motto "welcome to arizona. now get the fuck out". i miss thoes days.....
That only applies to Californians and snowbirds and illegals. Everyone else is welcome.
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Old May 1st, 2006, 04:39 PM       
and you. dont forget abourt you, you red coat bitch.......
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Old May 1st, 2006, 04:48 PM       
I'm not a redcoat. I was born in Oregon.
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Old May 1st, 2006, 06:17 PM       
the only world cup i care about is the quiddtich world cup
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Old May 1st, 2006, 06:21 PM       
Red Machine I don't mean to come on too strong here but there is a statistical improbabily that anyone here would like to meet with you for any reason, on the grounds that you gargle baby dicks and then get all uppity when people from the internet call you on it.

How's my aim?
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Old May 1st, 2006, 08:14 PM       
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Something tells me you don't enjoy football anyway, but the World Cup is a good atmosphere. If England does well everyones happy, if they don't the papers say Erikkson should resign, either way at least everyone has an opinion. Most people just couldn't give a sloppy toss nowadays
I'm just far more into partaking that spectating. I don't get a sense of satisfaction through complete stangers' achievments.

A frnch pal of mine said that back in '98 many French were running about yelling "WE WON WE WON", and he was like me, he said "I've not won anyithng?"

If England does well, loads of louts will get incredibly drunk and loud. When England loses , loads of louts will get incredibly drunk and loud. But what's completely mad is that they'll all be dead miserable for days as if it mattered.

I'm sure maybe being in the crowd is a good atmosphere, but people do forget it's only a damn game.

And I'm off to Minnesota, then Chicago and Milwaukee. Gonna see my favourite band play three times, harrass americans and describe all that I see as awesome. I really want to have a go at american style horse riding too, being an avid rider. Am,erican saddles look really comfy.
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Old May 1st, 2006, 11:11 PM       
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American saddles look really comfy.
They are, until you stop quickly and meet the saddlehorn with your crotch.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 12:01 AM       
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How's my aim?
Low and to the left. Ball one.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 12:08 AM       
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They are, until you stop quickly and meet the saddlehorn with your crotch.
A problem if your a guy. An opportunity if your a woman.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 03:45 AM       
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They are, until you stop quickly and meet the saddlehorn with your crotch.
A problem if your a guy. An opportunity if your a woman.
Saddlehorns don't vibrate. Not convential ones, anyways. And most women just don't have the kind of vaginal elasticity necessary to benefit any other way.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 12:30 PM       
And just like Stupid Kraut, you don't seem to know much about the female body. A woman doesn't need to jump (on) the horn to get off (on) the saddle.

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Old May 2nd, 2006, 01:04 PM       
Humor the idiot, Terra. Let him believe he is the master of the women.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 01:25 PM       
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And just like Stupid Kraut, you don't seem to know much about the female body. A woman doesn't need to jump (on) the horn to get off (on) the saddle.

You could receive similar stimulation/satisfaction from an English saddle though.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 01:28 PM       
Are you sure it was your radical opinions that got you banned from other message boards, because I happen to think that it was your mundane posting.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 01:35 PM       
I'm trying something new, and apparently it's not working.
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 06:26 PM       
i like the world cup is a great reason to get your friends together drink some beers chill and burn with anxiety till the momment we all scream gooooool!!!! also if the game is during school time and mexico is playing they bring a tv to the classroom so we all can watch
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 07:51 PM       
C'mon England !
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Old May 3rd, 2006, 08:38 PM       
rooney and owen are injured do you think they will make it without them?
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Old May 4th, 2006, 04:21 AM       
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also if the game is during school time and mexico is playing they bring a tv to the classroom so we all can watch
ahhhhhhhhh, i get it now....
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Old May 4th, 2006, 05:43 AM       
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rooney and owen are injured do you think they will make it without them?
Who cares about the football? We're going to rule at hooliganism.

No, really I think Rooney being injured is a massive blow to our chances of winning, but at least there's less pressure on the other players to do well now, so it could have a silver lining.
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