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Old Jun 12th, 2006, 12:13 AM        Hey Glowbelly!!
I need mommy advice! I'm taking care of Jada now and she has Roseseola!

My modem is partially fried! I can't get on aim. Sevenforce just wished me luck and I think it was his way of saying "fuck you!"

Please pm me you phone number. I need help!!

Sadie have you been throught his?? Not the modem frying but the Roseola???

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All of you fuckers just ignore this shit!
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Old Jun 12th, 2006, 12:19 AM       
Isn't that rather benign? I recommend lots of fluids and some ibuprofen.
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Old Jun 12th, 2006, 12:39 AM       
Oh shit, a kid I'm taking care of has a virus but instead of using Google or Wikipedia I'll try I-Mockery first and wait several hours for people to post even though I should know by now that no one will take me seriously.
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Old Jun 12th, 2006, 12:47 AM       
Oh hell milhouse, lets just talk about your internet g/f for a bit. I've done all the googling I can. It's time for mommyhood.

Please just finger you Internet g/f and get the f^ck off of here.
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Old Jun 12th, 2006, 08:12 AM       
i think i still have your number. i'll call you.

edit: i don't have it. check your pm.
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Old Jun 12th, 2006, 11:56 AM       
If i understand correctly from wikipidea, wouldnt you put somekind of lotion on it? a healing natural lotion. if not please tell me, it would be usefull in the future i think.
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Old Jun 12th, 2006, 11:53 PM       
No you can't put a lotion on roseola and it will go away. We are through the worst of it.

glowie I got your message and it's too late to call you tonight but I'll touch base wichoo tommoree!
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 12:18 AM       
Was my suggestion any helpful?
I was completely serious, you know.
I always try to help when a kid is in need.
It's nice to hear that she's through the worst of it.
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 12:32 AM       
You're a modern day Doogie Howser.

P.S. Heya Glow, you sexy mama you. How's the baby? How's the tits?
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 08:39 AM       
baby is good and the tits are HUGE and now encased in sexy bras at all times.

how's your little lady?
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 12:15 PM       
She's CRAZY. Bananas. And we just found out she needs glasses for a few months. One of her eyes was getting a little buggy at times.

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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 01:17 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 01:21 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2006, 11:24 PM       
THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW TO CURE IT. :'(
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 02:27 AM       
you don't, it's a virus that causes moderate fever, then rash, then it goes away
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 02:39 AM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 02:48 AM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 02:49 AM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2006, 02:35 PM       
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