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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:20 PM       
Jason X

I also agree with Battlefield Earth, my lord did that movie suck.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:22 PM       
Jason X was hilarious. It can't be the worst movie.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:26 PM       
Yeah I'll give it that, it was hilarious but I still think it was awful. Especially when that guy was riding Jason at the end
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
It's all about the SLEEPING BAGS.

I'm not sure what the worst movie I've ever seen is, but the worst horror movie I've ever seen is without a doubt "The Video Dead". I'm going to get a copy of it and do a write-up about it sometime on I-Mockery. The only thing that makes people want to see it is because the box art for the movie looks like it came straight off of an Iron Maiden album.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
heh, how about the Silent Night, Deadly Night series?
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:32 PM       
I've only seen the first one, and sadly, it's 50 times better than the video dead (I wish I was kidding when I say this).
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:35 PM       
DAMN, it must be bad. I hear the 3rd one is the worst Silent Night Deadly Night, haven't seen that one though.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:37 PM       
Yeah, I've wanted to see parts 2 and 3, but most stores I've been to around here done carry any of them. I've yet to see Cannibal Ferox either, so that could very well be the worst (from what I've heard).
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 04:10 PM       
What about Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring the Bee Gee's and Peter Frampton? Sadly, I used to absolutely adore that movie when I was a kid, but I rented it about 6 years ago for nostalgic purposes, and turned it off after about 15 minutes. I mean, I've never been a huge Beatles fan, but the way they raped their songs was simply unforgivable. The brightest spot was Steve Martin singing "Maxwell's Silver Hammer". The darkest was George Burns (R.I.P.) 'singing' "For the Benefit of Mr. Kite".
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 04:54 PM       
ecks versus sever, i can't rmember the whole name of the movie. it is pretty new (has Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu). it was truly the worst piece of crap i have ever seen.

it made no sense, had no plot, and even the special effects were terrible.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 05:24 PM       
Jason x was pretty damn good for a new horror movie. I'd much rather see that again that shit like halloween ressurection. Jason x had the kick ass kills that the old ones had and it....wait, that's all it had...
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 06:36 PM       
I thought Lord of The Rings was pretty bad, I mean come on.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 03:39 AM       
Titanic and Pearl Harbor!!
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:34 AM       
FIGHT CLUB

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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 02:30 PM       
Mortal....Kombat.......Annihilation....yeuch!!!!!!
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 04:12 PM       
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Oh i fucking shat myself laughing as well. But the fact remains that it was HORRIBLE. It really was an absolutely terrible movie. It was just funny at how insanely bad it really was. C'mon swordfighting with crystals found underneath an orpanage?
I loved that the orphanage only had 3 kids in it!
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 04:35 PM       
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Something tells me I need to go rent that movie.
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
And Clint Howard was in it. He has the best quote because it is what i wnated to ask the producers of the movie.

After gettign his ice cream truck blown up
"WHICH ONE OF YOU TURKEYS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!!"
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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 05:39 PM       
I fucking love Clint Howard.

My god, I want to OWN Santa With Muscles.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 11:28 PM       
Last Action Hero
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 11:29 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 10:38 AM       
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Fuck, I saw that piece of shit in the theatre! (I didn't pay)

My friend and I almost got in a fight, with these guys in front of us, who were chanting 'Ah-nold! Ah-nold! Ah-nold! Ah-nold! Ah-nold!' and we kicked the back of the seat and told them they were gaylords.

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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 06:23 PM       
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Amen - that movie was as bad as they come. Especially the part at the end where they turn into claymation monsters and fight each other. I was so pissed since the original was so good - I still pratice my Scorpion moves in my underpants every once in a while.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:34 AM       
I saw Last Action Hero in theaters when I was being babysat

TRUE FACT (LOL WHEN I TYPED FACT I TYPED "FACE" ON ACCIDENT) :

My cousin Amy was cut from that movie, and so was her dog. there was a scene where the evil guy threatened to kill her dog and Arnold saves her. Maybe it's on the DVD. My cousin has been cut from like a million movies.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 10:40 AM       
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Now that I think about it, I'd have to say Scary Movie and K-PAX are the shittiest movies I've seen.

They make me feel like I'm getting an ulcer.
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