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Old Aug 30th, 2011, 08:27 AM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2011, 09:06 AM       
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Seek out the swarthy-skinned almond-eyed people. I think you'll find them a refreshing dip in the gene pool.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2011, 01:01 PM       
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I always remember this choice quote:
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Old Sep 2nd, 2011, 01:02 PM       
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Old Sep 2nd, 2011, 01:27 PM       
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As long as it's dark red hair, I'm all gravy. Pale skin is definitely a plus, though.
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I agree with Sappy on paleness. God help me
Red headed pale girls are the bests.
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Old Sep 6th, 2011, 08:58 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2011, 02:32 PM       
I only like the natural redhead pales. If I get down there and I'm looking at black or blonde pubes, I usually puke and tell them I'm leaving. No, I'm just joking. I fuck them, but I don't give it my best. I give them my disappointed sex. No, that's not true either. I'll usually just cover the peep hole and leave.
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Old Sep 9th, 2011, 12:36 AM       
She looks like a witch.
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 12:00 PM       


Kitsa, why did you remind me?
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 12:20 AM       
I'm cruel that way.

Also, as a pale skinned redheaded person, I was drunk on being the BEST.
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 12:07 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 01:24 PM       
where did her nipples go?
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Old Sep 12th, 2011, 01:37 PM       
I'm not big on the darker chicks. For some reason dark nipples are a turn-off for me.
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 07:31 PM       
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I'm not big on the darker chicks. For some reason dark nipples are a turn-off for me.
im the same with buttholes.

Back to sexy redheads, and yes, I posted Christina Hendricks. I don't know why but I've never dated a redhead. I think it's because all the redheads who aren't freckle-abortion-gingers are the ones who are on TV.

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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 07:52 PM       
fuck off, freckles are awesome, they're like a stamp of authenticity
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 07:58 PM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 08:01 PM       
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fuck off, freckles are awesome, they're like a stamp of authenticity
Not when it looks like someone threw dog shit at you through a screen door.
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 08:27 PM       
I guess we're just not for everyone. I have freckles all over the place. My eye doctor says they're even on the insides of my eyeballs.

I guess if I'm going to be a redhead, I would rather be a freckled one, then no one is thinking "fake".
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 08:48 PM       
Man, fuck you thrashole. My first girlfriend was a a befreckled redhead and I won't stand for this.
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 09:27 PM       
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Man, fuck you thrashole. My first girlfriend was a a befreckled redhead and I won't stand for this.
If she was so great why aren't you two frecklegunts together?
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 09:31 PM       
I don't think you have the capacity to grasp how long ago this was.

LONG ENOUGH AGO FOR ME TO BE OVER IT, BUT MEMORABLE ENOUGH FOR IT TO LINGER IN MY MIND IN TIMES OF EASE
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 09:37 PM       
I'm sorry youhad 2 go through that
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Old Sep 14th, 2011, 09:41 PM       
I think we both agree that we are not the other person we're talking to. I'd feel really horrible about being alive.
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