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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 04:03 AM       
happy new years eve :D
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 10:02 AM       
man 10k, with that bitch i'd hold her down and make her piss on a test in front of a lie detector before I'd believe that shit
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 11:28 AM       
They sell DNA kits at Rite Aid as well.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 11:37 AM       
I'm not DML, you queermo ;<
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 11:44 AM       
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I'm not DML, you queermo ;<
I was referring to when you asked me where the third thread was in the thread in loveline. But thanks for that pointless insult anyway
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 12:26 PM       
Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 12:36 PM       
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Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.
Totally
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 01:58 PM       
Yeah, I saw those tests in the drug store and I was all "WTF?" Now I know WTF
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 02:14 PM       
They were next to my anal lube
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 02:25 PM       
If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 02:33 PM       
I think it's a fairly new product.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 02:56 PM       
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If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?
Because "You are NOT the father" moments are epic. That and the cashing in your 15 minutes of fame thing.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 03:04 PM       
In Maury Povich Russia, DNA test pays you.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 03:21 PM       
lol, I'm so high I can barely keep my eyes focused

I don't think I've ever felt better in my life, why is this punishable by law again?
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after enough bourbon ...
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 03:39 PM       
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If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?
You got it. Selling. As in $$$$$$. Or in most of their cases, $.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 03:55 PM       
Maury kind of creeps me out. In some respects it's sleazier than Springer.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 04:17 PM       
It's the sweaters. He looks like a creepy grampa or something.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 04:32 PM       
IDK last time I saw Springer it was a circus with legless freaks and midgets.
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 04:35 PM       
IT'S YO BABY ITS YO BABY

Maury is great.

e: oh and theres a blue moon tonight or sumpin ps
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 04:37 PM       
yep, next one will be in 028
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 04:51 PM       
oh THAT'S what you meant by blue moon beer making money

maybe i'll get some then
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 04:55 PM       
THE FUCKING MOOOON
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Old Dec 31st, 2009, 04:59 PM       
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