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Old Jul 18th, 2010, 03:53 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2010, 06:17 PM       
FIELD TRIP TO THE AQUARIUMMMMM LETS GOOOOOOOO
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Old Jul 18th, 2010, 09:13 PM       
Post pictures in the zoo thread please!
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Old Jul 18th, 2010, 10:29 PM       
Say "Hi" to the octopusses for me.
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Old Jul 18th, 2010, 11:19 PM       
DONT LET THE OCTOPUSS NEAR YOUR OCTOPUSSY
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 12:00 AM       
I want to pet a stingray and then freak out when I see what a horseshoe crab looks like under its shell.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 01:01 AM       
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the only macaroons i've seen looked like white creampuffs, not those bizarre things

There are Jewish macaroons and there are these. Jewish macaroons are basically blobs of coconut and condensed milk and eggs that are soft, sticky creampuffs. These are made of almond flour and are piped onto parchment, then left to air dry until that outer shell dries. Then when you bake them, you get the "feet"...that's the ruffly part that rises underneath that makes it look like a squat mushroom cloud.

Ideally, the "feet" are chewy and the top part is a hollow bubble. They're really, really addictive and good ones cost an arm and a leg in a european bakery.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 03:52 AM       
so, even though I blew off fathom zero's suggestion to drink Kraken rum a few months ago, several of my friends were going off about it being the best shit ever, so i was convinced to try it and, I DO have to admit;



rum is a ridiculous fruit loop of a drink


also, I saw this wierd damn preview for a wierd damn movie called Scott Pilgrim vs the World, which caused me to look up the apparently well-reviewed Scott Pilgrim vs The World comic book, which made me realize that people, in general, are completely fucking retarded
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 04:40 AM       
I ENJOY RUM SOMETIMES AND WHEN I DO, I DRINK WITH THE KRAKEN
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 11:17 AM       
My friend was just drinking a bunch of kraken yesterday.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 11:23 AM       
http://www.brewerytoursofsandiego.com/breweries.html


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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 03:29 PM       
I didn't like Kraken that much, but I loved the bottle and the label.

This morning I had a whiskey sour made with Georgia Moon. It wasn't bad.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 04:25 PM       
Just found out my plane ride home has an hour lay over in Las Vegas. So 40 mins of gambling, 20 mins of plane finding.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 04:28 PM       
You dont even have to leave the airport to gamble. They have mini-casinos you can hit up while your waiting.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 04:46 PM       
There are slot machines in the bathroom stalls.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 04:49 PM       
You missed out on the glory holes?
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 06:12 PM       
holy shit I'm tired.

There's a glory hole directory somewhere but I'm too tired to look it up right now.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 06:18 PM       
dude, I think you put it in this thread a while ago. I remember the sexiness.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 06:24 PM       
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Just found out my plane ride home has an hour lay over in Las Vegas. So 40 mins of gambling, 20 mins of plane finding.
Sweet. I was just thinking how i wantd to go to vegas;O
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 09:59 PM       
Found it.


NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

Glory Hole Directory

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 10:58 PM       
I knew we could count on Kit.
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 11:33 PM       
You can't search by city?
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 11:51 PM       
You can, sort of. Hit a state and it lists them with cities.

C-bus only has one glory hole. It is in our "bathhouse"

I have heard bad things about that place. All from my friend who looks like Ron Jeremy and teaches MMA
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Old Jul 19th, 2010, 11:54 PM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2010, 12:12 AM       
the only place there's a glory hole in town is at this park i really like that has peacocks

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