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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 02:14 PM       
what do you guys do all day for amusement??
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 02:33 PM       
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The last two tickets I got were for going 50 on the on ramp.
lol, really? What jerks.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 02:34 PM       
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what do you guys do all day for amusement??
Work.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 03:14 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 03:29 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 04:08 PM       
man i was watching cnn while i was doing schoolwork and they were talking about this open-source study project and i thought it sounded neat so i googled it and registered to it. a second later they pull up the website on that big giant screen and i am the latest member and my name/email is right there at the top and the cnn guy has his elbow up to it
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 04:10 PM       
i feel so violated
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 04:13 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 04:21 PM       
i always hoped to be remembered as the girl that just joined the MIT calculus group
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 04:24 PM       
boys should get maternity leave also
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 04:45 PM       
i wish i could get a maternity-leave type thing for when new videogames come out
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 05:24 PM       
My only ticket was in Maine, so it didnt go against my driving record or insurance because I am Canadian, but the state trooper was hardcore, major asshole, his big line was you know we have moose in these woods (I was on the I95) all I wanted to say was really, man Im from Canada never seen one before. Then a month later I recieved a letter saying that If I was caught speeding in the state of Maine over the next year I would lose driving privileges of driving in Maine.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 06:16 PM       
WTF are you complaining about? Stay in Canada if it's so fucking great.

Oh hey guys, I entered another country and broke a law, and the the officer had the nerve to explain to me why it was a dangerous thing to do, even though he has to pull the dead bodies off the road when they hit a moose at high speeds. Being from Canada I should know what a moose can do to me in a collision, but I'm just gonna ignore it and think that the guy is insulting my intelligence, even though I clearly show none. How dare they tell me that I can't break the law in their country, I'm not even from there so I should be exempt.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 06:17 PM       
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boys should get maternity leave also
They already do.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 06:19 PM       
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boys should get maternity leave also
Only MEN get it. You can get FMLA but you don't get paid.

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i wish i could get a maternity-leave type thing for when new videogames come out
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My only ticket was in Maine, so it didnt go against my driving record or insurance because I am Canadian, but the state trooper was hardcore, major asshole, his big line was you know we have moose in these woods (I was on the I95) all I wanted to say was really, man Im from Canada never seen one before. Then a month later I recieved a letter saying that If I was caught speeding in the state of Maine over the next year I would lose driving privileges of driving in Maine.
lol, what a privelage.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 08:06 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 10:35 PM       
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Being from Canada I should know what a moose can do to me in a collision, but I'm just gonna ignore it and think that the guy is insulting my intelligence, even though I clearly show none. How dare they tell me that I can't break the law in their country, I'm not even from there so I should be exempt.
Wow dude you need to chill I didn't state I should be exempt. was just adding my story about dickhead police officers much like someone did earlier, simply because I had none involving Canadian ones does not mean they are any different. So thank you for showing intelligence in your post just like the red neck American cop I ran into.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 10:37 PM       
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lol, what a privelage.
I thought it was pretty cool myself, although the fine kinda sucked to pay, the Canadian dollar was really shitty at the time in comparison to the American one.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 10:10 AM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 03:36 PM       
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Wow dude you need to chill I didn't state I should be exempt. was just adding my story about dickhead police officers much like someone did earlier, simply because I had none involving Canadian ones does not mean they are any different. So thank you for showing intelligence in your post just like the red neck American cop I ran into.
No, what you did was complain that a U.S. trooper schooled you on something any dumb ass from Canada should have already known. Since you were so fucking embarrassed by your idiocy, you then changed the story into how he was a major asshole. It's ok though, I hope you hate Americans cause that would keep you fagots on your side of the border.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 03:40 PM       
I feel like this website has turned into an internet old folk's home in the last year or so
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 04:04 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 04:15 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 05:09 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 06:06 PM       
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