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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 01:44 AM       
here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 01:51 AM       
I think elx was like, 13 when she started posting. At least that's what I thought Eric told me.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 02:04 AM       
Where the hell is MissD anyways?
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 02:12 AM       
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Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging type



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Masterminds are rare, comprising no more than, say, one percent of the population, and they are rarely encountered outside their office, factory, school, or laboratory. Although they are highly capable leaders, Masterminds are not at all eager to take command, preferring to stay in the background until others demonstrate their inability to lead. Once they take charge, however, they are thoroughgoing pragmatists.
Well, hot damn.

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Computer Programming
Natural Science
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Engineering
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 02:37 AM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 10:04 AM       
Is snak storm guitar woman's character?
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 10:42 AM       
I just got fired from a job I'd not started yet.

Because I 'didn't seem enthusiastic enough'

Which means 'I don't really like you, I just wanted to employ your friend'
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 11:24 AM       
That's certainly something you could talk to a union about. Or maybe "hadn't started yet" means "was late turning up by a few days".
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 11:31 AM       
I got ESTJ
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Famous people of your particular type
Bruce Willis, Sandra Day O'Connor, George W. Bush, Mark Anthony
e: but i was in a hurry so i may have fudged a few answers
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 11:34 AM       
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here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting
Carl Jung is rolling in his grave with these sponsored tests.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 11:35 AM       
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I just got fired from a job I'd not started yet.

Because I 'didn't seem enthusiastic enough'

Which means 'I don't really like you, I just wanted to employ your friend'
Did they fire you on the interview?
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 12:52 PM       
They fired her after she didnt take the oral exam.
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Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 01:00 PM       
INTJ

As for being a "highly capable leader", well that's absolute bullshit

And fuck, I hate Hilary Clinton
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 01:01 PM       
We interviewed togerther, got the job, then i got a phone call a few weeks later of him basically trying to get me to quit, and me going, no, I really want this job.

Then I sent him an email saying, sorry, I REALLY want the job. So he phoned up trying to get me to quit again, and just gave up and told me I couldn't do it.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 01:03 PM       
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU MARRIED A GINGER INSTEAD OF A REAL MAN
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 01:05 PM       
To make it to manhood as a ginge makes you well hard.

He's a manly man. I had to give him stitches.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 01:47 PM       
Maybe you aren't as good at sucking cock as you believe to be.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 02:28 PM       
The interviewer/boss man was a homosexual. Regardless of my cock sucking skills, It wouldn't have helped.

Because I have no cock to shaft him with.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 02:32 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 06:05 PM       
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Carl Jung is rolling in his grave with these sponsored tests.
hahhaa yeahh. the soap opera one was especially awesome


but hey, if anyone really cares they could just spend like two minutes categorizing themselves. like, the E/I at the start stands for extraversion/introversion, meaning that mario would rather spend his time with other people doing stuff, while fathom + milhouse would rather be alone or with very few people exploring/creating things. also those celebs must've been pulled from a random pool, cause none of those people are any of those things. ^5
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 06:35 PM       
I come here time to time hoping to catch a decent conversation, but this is just bullshit. Something about sucking off a gay ginger boss and about how they REALLY like the job, clearly don't understand the employer - employee relationship.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 06:53 PM       
You didn't even get that right. Reading and comprehension is vital to online forums. This is why everyone hates you.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 07:10 PM       
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Tom and Fiona (Four Weddings and a Funeral)
Dr. Susan Lewis (ER)
Filburt (Rocko's Modern Life


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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 07:33 PM       
Hannibal Lecter and Rosencrantz & Guildenstern come up for our category.
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Old Oct 15th, 2010, 08:25 PM       
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