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Old May 9th, 2013, 10:12 AM       
Heh, I forget how careful people are on the internet. I post like Im on drugs. It helps that I usually am.
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Old May 9th, 2013, 11:55 PM       
Thats because you don't have anything to worry about, because you're old =P

Just content in your little world, waiting for the hot nurse to change your diapers :3
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Old May 10th, 2013, 12:05 AM       
I wish I had a nurse, oh wait, maybe I only think Im married and the lady who I think is my wife is a nurse.
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Old May 10th, 2013, 12:17 AM       
Maybe she is pretending to be both your wife and a nurse so she can steal all your secrets
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Old May 10th, 2013, 12:23 AM       
Not my ancient Chinese secrets!
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Old May 10th, 2013, 12:36 AM       
Your super secret knowledge of ancient techniques of seduction and pleasure making
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Old May 10th, 2013, 12:44 AM       
What pulling on pigtails and telling girls they're stupid. That's common knowledge, I just hope she doesn't find out that I squeeze half a lemon into the laundry to get the stains put.
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Old May 10th, 2013, 12:48 AM       
She musn't find out about your skidmarks, dragracer mc-steve
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Old May 11th, 2013, 12:33 AM       
is this what i do now? just read old i-mockery threads on friday nights?

defenstrate the exxxxxxxxxxxx
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Old May 11th, 2013, 02:53 AM       
Well you are married now, so it's that and baby making.
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Old May 11th, 2013, 12:42 PM       
ahhh not too sure about the baby making. people keep asking us though. we're happy with what we have right now. who knows in 3 or 4 years if that will be the same though
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Old May 11th, 2013, 02:13 PM       
Going to my wifes nieces first holy communtiom
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Old May 16th, 2013, 03:42 PM       
So I'm watching Star Trek 2009 and McCoy talks about bones thus the nickname.

When I was 16ish I gave myself (successfully) the nickname T-Bone.

Funny how the irony is just now hitting me.
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Old May 16th, 2013, 10:25 PM       
I WAS T-BONE TOO AT ONE POINT.

WANNA BE T-BONE BUDDIES
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Old May 16th, 2013, 10:58 PM       
ONLY IF YOU BRING ALONG SOME STEAK-UMS
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Old May 16th, 2013, 10:59 PM       
All this talk about t-bones is getting way to juicy.
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Old May 17th, 2013, 11:55 AM       
Has anyone here seen any of the Fast and Furious movies? Are any of them any fun to watch? I havn't seen any to date.
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Old May 17th, 2013, 06:42 PM       
Hey y'all I'm back from SIAM. I might make a thread about some of the stuff I saw / did because it was cool times.
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LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Old May 17th, 2013, 09:52 PM       
Did you hook up with a lady man?
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Old May 17th, 2013, 11:29 PM       
Man, Norm MacDonald got faaaaaaat
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Old May 18th, 2013, 08:24 AM       
His makeup is scarier than his fat.

He is one of the three actors I always notice the makeup on immediately when I see him. The other two are Will Ferrell and Ed Helms.
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Old May 19th, 2013, 12:54 AM       

Actors wear makeup? Now that's chuckleworthy.
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Old May 20th, 2013, 02:28 AM       
Holy fuck, he looks like my uncle.
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Old May 20th, 2013, 01:19 PM       
Your (it's our secret) uncle?
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Old May 20th, 2013, 02:09 PM       


no not that one, the other one.
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