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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 09:11 AM       
Yeahhhh mannnnn.

The point of the thread is to share unusual/awesome/embarrassing/awkward/Rippley's Believe It or Not stories.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:24 AM       
With my ex fiance so around...2003'ish.

Missionary but I put my head down into the bed while on top. A few minutes later I arced back up and she burst out laughing....which wasn't what I was expecting. She tried turning away for a few minutes but then I finally asked her what her deal was.

She informed me the condom wrapper got stuck to my forehead.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:05 PM       
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I've been with the same girl for 3 years and sex has never gotten 'boring'.
I don't understand how sex can get SO boring that you decide to pee on each other or whatever.

I think calling it boring is the excuse for the pursuit of the ideas from your depraved mind. Don't call sex boring so you can have a midget gangbang. Just admit you want a midget gangbang for the sake of it.
I think life would be better if we all admitted that deep down we just want a midget gangbang
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 02:54 AM       
does a midget gang bang equal a threesome?
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 06:04 PM       
am i the only dude on here who is a fan of hardcore cuddling?

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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 06:30 PM       
I used to like it, but now it bothers my back if I stay in the same position.
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 06:35 PM       
Tadao, do you creak whilst humping?
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Old Feb 1st, 2010, 06:53 PM       
I moan a lot, girls think I'm enjoying myself
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:28 AM       
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I moan a lot, girls think I'm enjoying myself

Or maybe you're embracing the horror.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:40 AM       
in all reality my back doesn't get mad until the next day, good thing my girl likes to ride me like I'm a sex toy. Also, yet another girl who says I have a magic cock. I'm going to have to start believing it.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:48 AM       
When I first started out I used to talk in a normal fashion during sex. I'd say stuff like "omg that feels really good!" and other stuff that would sound normal if I were in a moan tone, but just sounded like I was autistic in my conversation voice. LUCKLY I was really young and the girls were usually pretty inexperienced as well, so I got no complaints until years later and it would be a fun thing to laugh about. Or laugh at me about.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 02:51 AM       
I usually say "slowdowni'mgonnacum"
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 09:27 AM       
Told new GF about the airhorn and she got a laugh out of it. I want to drop a net or something next time.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:08 AM       
learned last night that my girl person used to have sex at the playground at her school, like a lot

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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 12:01 PM       
I hope they wiped down the monkey bars.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 07:18 PM       
That sounds dangerous.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2010, 12:32 AM       
call me so, so i can make it juicy for ya
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Old Feb 6th, 2010, 02:53 AM       
true bedroom story

my girl person almost ripped my head off with her tongue filling my mouth so damn hard
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Old Feb 6th, 2010, 02:58 AM       
i dont believe it
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Old Feb 6th, 2010, 03:09 AM       
dude its true i swear
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Old Feb 6th, 2010, 03:34 AM       
was it like that movie Species?
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Old Feb 6th, 2010, 08:59 AM       
I had to break out the one's and two's the other day.
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Old Feb 7th, 2010, 12:42 AM       
like pauly d? or do i just not get it
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Like pauly d. to get her off.
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