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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 05:35 AM       


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I LOVE it when that happens to me. Usually it's when my credit card is coming up unknown, when I'm reading the numbers slowly right off the MF plastic. Spelling my name over the phone is always fun, too.

Maybe the moron only found Laguna BEACH and thought that 92653 was an exclusive ZIP code or some such nonsense.

I went to a hotel in Wisconsin where I guess someone else had just checked in from the same hometown. Total coincidence, I didn't know them, but the desk clerk was really eager to shove their information sheet across the counter...name, credit card number, everything...to see if I recognized them. I found that a little alarming.
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 09:04 AM       
jesus grislygrut, you're a lightweight
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 11:56 AM       
btw kitsa, I spent an hour in the cheese section as I walked in, overwhelmed by free samples. I'm not really a cheese guy, so most of what I get comes from blocks in Walmart, but they had some fresh samples of their mozzarella there that fried my brain.
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:01 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:07 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:14 PM       
oh. i posted again.well, that depends On where i am. In Oregon, I was a lightweight. When I visisted Scotland, i was my low tolerance was flat out embarrasing to my relatives there, but now that i#ve moved back to california, people have started making cracks about alcohol poisoning, I and I alone am expected to byob, and the store manager at work (two years older than me) has pulled me aside and told me not to drink too much when I clock out on my Fridays... based on what he's fucking HEARD, not because it's affected my work at all.
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:19 PM       
plus I'm on a NIGHT SHIFT that ends exactly at the point when no one at my friends parties can drive. so, beer and whiskey run on the way there from work.
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:22 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:27 PM       
I'm sure that i am a lightweight by tadao's standards. las night i just had a few buddies over, and none of them drink newcastle, so i can count how much i drank total last night

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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:30 PM       
okay, so i know i did three tall jack and cokes, and there are ten newcastles left, out of two twelve packs, and i remember snagging one of the coors they brought
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:33 PM       
I don't think that I've ever consumed anything like that. Expensive fucking fun, yeh
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:34 PM       
why the fuck would they prefer coors to newcastle, i don't know. and i KNOW it's england's prolific spiritual equivalent of budweiser/ccors/miller, but still, it' just goddamned BETTER
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:38 PM       
My GF is afraid I'm an alchy, so I've cut down to 12 beers a week.
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 02:51 PM       
i've always been kind of worried about the "alcoholic" thing, but it's like, what do you do when you drink legally for the first time and realize that you already have a high tolerance

i mean, i fucking almost two hundred pounds, yeah, but that shouldn't mean that i would be able to split two beer pitchers on my twenty first, and only get drunk after another hour of drinking and a wave of goldschlagers. I'm an expensive fucking drunk
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 03:18 PM       
yeah but I'm almost 40, 20 years of heavy drinking to get qualifies me as a boozer.
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 03:47 PM       
YOU LET ME TALK TO HER. I'LL SET HER STRAIGHT ON WHO'S WHO ON THE ALCOHOLIC HIERARCHY.
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 04:38 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 05:08 PM       
I AM SAVING MONEY. I SWITCHED TO DRINKING STEEL RESERVES AND MILLER HIGH LIFE.

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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 05:56 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 07:01 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 08:05 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2010, 08:28 PM       
I usually drink 2 dozen from sunday to thursday, and then another dozen and some crown royal or old sam rum friday and saturday.
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