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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 08:15 PM        This story is boring :(
A few days ago I was riding the bus to go to the store so I could buy some food (). A girl I would consider extremely pretty got on the bus after me. I was sitting near the back, she was sitting near the front. She had the same big-ass headphones I have, and she stared at the floor the whole time.

A few minutes after she got on, this really big group of retards got on the bus. They all looked about 15 to 18 years old, and were girls, and were what I would consider to be severely retarded. I don't think any of them spoke English, and one of them couldn't control her spastic neck. They were accompanied by three adult women who were yelling at them.

The three women sat down in the back, but the group of retarded girls sat right next to and across from the pretty girl, basically engulfing her. The one that sat directly next to her kept "talking" to her, and was drooling loudly. It was one of the most depressing things I've seen in at least a few weeks, and it was the first time I felt really bad for someone else in a long while.

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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 09:37 PM       
YEAH HOW DARE RETARDS TALK TO PRETTY PEOPLE!!! THEY SHOULD STAY INSIDE WITH THE UGLIES OR SOMETHING!!
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
YOUR JUST JEALOUS THEY WEREN'T TALKING TO YOU

AND YES THEY SHOULD STAY OUT OF MY GODDAMN BUS WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:40 AM       
For some reason, bus stories are always extremely entertaining.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:54 AM       
The bus always depresses me

And this girl was probably only pretty to me cause I have no taste

It just depresses me to see a retarded person screaming "GAH!! GAH!! GAH!!" at somebody not listening by choice. Although I do feel glad when that person isn't me.

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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:40 AM       
MY JUST JEALOUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 09:12 AM       
I just rememberd another thing I saw on the bus!

I was passing by a really cheap motel the day after it snowed about 6 inches. Through the window I saw a guy with one leg on crutches wearing a Chicago Bulls jumpsuit SWEEPING the snow off of his car. If he had fallen down it probably would have been funny, but because he didn't it was just really sad because he wasn't getting any snow off of his car with that broom.

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