HEY GUYS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION

[Rongi]

DONT BE SHY NOW

[AChimp]

On top of the pillow.

[Supercooldude]

I don't know, I'm a VIRGIN.

[Helm]

The thread should be locked after the two replies above mine.

[Supercooldude]

Why?! Cause I said I'm a VIRGIN? So what... lots of people are VIRGINS. There's no shame in being a VIRGIN.

I hate it how everyone assumes your not a VIRGIN until you say you are... Instead people should be assumed to be VIRGINS unless you know for fact their not.

[Helm]

I'm totally ok with you being a VIRGIN. Relax.

[Jixby Phillips]

WHY DOES THE WHOLE WORLD HATE ME FOR BEING A VIRGIN!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Jixby Phillips]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Jixby Phillips]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Supercooldude

Why?! Cause I said I'm a VIRGIN? So what... lots of people are VIRGINS. There's no shame in being a VIRGIN.

I hate it how everyone assumes your not a VIRGIN until you say you are... Instead people should be assumed to be VIRGINS unless you know for fact their not.

But seriously. How does it feel?

As for favorite position: Female virgin on top!

[Anonymous]

HAHAHAHHA HIGH FIVE YOU FAGGOT

[WTF]

O shit. Now I see it. This only happens if you do not preview before you submit. Wells, back to the drawing board and all that. Just maybe, maybe, I will live this down. :/

[CaptainBubba]

Lets get this thread back on track you fagniggars .

Anywho, this is an excellent question and I rightly have an excellent answer which will shake the very foundations of this topic. Since the beginning of time countless publications, some respectably trustworthy, others not ( Lets not get into the viability of Cosmo ya'll ), have attempted to tackle the subject. Having ventured into the dark corners of intercourse and plunged the murky depths of its lore I have undoubtedly come to a final conclusion.

The best position is her dead and my penis inside of her.

[WTF]

Ha, but she was not as dead as you thought, captain. She going 22 weeks and 3 days pregnant. He, he, explain this? Only 123 days to go and you are looking at one serious explanation. So much for favorite positions. :/

[Emu]

[CaptainBubba]

WTF!!!! :o

[Helm]

wtf

[adept_ninja]

This is kinda sad.... :/

[kellychaos]

Zombie baby.

[liquidstatik]

Catch!!!

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by WTF

Ha, but she was not as dead as you thought, captain. She going 22 weeks and 3 days pregnant. He, he, explain this?

OH FUCKING GOD, WE DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE OBVIOUS TO YOU DO WE?

[ArrowX]

Unconcious.

Aside form the fact that I have been lifted from said capslock bonds, I have not been asked out or accepted to go out with someone since said night.....It makes me wonder.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

OH FUCKING GOD, WE DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE OBVIOUS TO YOU DO WE?

YES esu. FUCKING GOD is listening. Explain away.

[Esuohlim]

Joke's on you smartypants

[WTF]

Well, I'm getting more and more the impression that for most of us our favorite position is NOT likely to be on our knees. I don't know if I like that?

FUCKING GOD