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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 05:28 PM       
And you masturbate 7/6 of the time. Any questions?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 05:55 PM       
yes. i have a question.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING GO AWAY?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:20 PM        1`11/1/1/1/1//1
SAYING THAT EVRYON MASTURBAITS IS LIK SAYING ALKLL BLAK PEOUPLE LIKE CHICKIN
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:32 PM       
DID YOU KNOW:

On average, the population of the US sheds enough dead skin cells through masturbation to blanket all of Massachusetts.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 07:40 PM       
ARE YUO DIXBY FILLIPS?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 08:04 PM       
ARE YOU PAINFULLY UNFUNNY??
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 03:08 PM       
wow my topic is still up eh?...if it's so bad and lame, why do people keep posting to it ha ha haha hahaahahahah
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:41 PM       
i haven't masturbated in over a year and a half.






i don't know why not either
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 04:47 PM       
See, this is how I acted in like 7th grade, when everybody else was JUST discovering masturbation. I was like "YOU DO IT, YOU BABIES, I FUCKING DO IT AND ITS AWESOME" and they'd deny it. see, we aren't going to deny it because WE AREN'T IN 7TH GRADE. IT IS NOT NEW TO US AND IT DOESN'T MAKE US LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH LIKE IT DOES TO YOU. SO SHUT UP
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:11 PM       
YOU MASTERBATE?????
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:12 PM       
NO!
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:12 PM       
Better get used to it, that hand is your only source of gratification until you can pay for that rib removal opperation.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2003, 10:25 PM       
jixby is still dumb. uh thanks for the feed back, i now know to not make stupid polls. and it spelled it masterbate for a reason. 1) to make myself look ignorant and 2) to see if you guys would take an oportunity to pleaseure yourselfs by trying to put me down. so in a way you all kind of just masterbated. strech your mind.....
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 01:34 AM       
WELL GOLLY YOU SURE PULLED ONE OVER ON US!
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
i sure didn't. i mostly just wrote that to see if it would piss you off. i guess it worked. i think i'm done wasting my time replying to anything you say now because i know what type of person you are.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 09:44 PM       
It is ridiculously sad that you have nothing better to do than post that shit.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
your name is royal tenenbaum. i don't need to say anything more.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 10:03 PM       
Yeah, actually you do.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
StRsCrEaM1090 LIKES TO ASSUME THINGS
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 03:09 PM       
DID YOU KNOW:

Masturbation ranks a solid first on the list of Ways to Induce Sexual Satisfaction, followed by placing a shampoo bottle in the sphincter.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 08:06 PM       
The misinformation man poser is seriously unfunny
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 12:12 AM       
Oh I don't know, Noob3. I think he's good at making unfunny threads more unfunny than you think it can get.
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 07:07 AM       
youre all masturbating bitches
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 03:39 PM       
Ahh, but I bet they all have strong arms.
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Old Apr 10th, 2003, 12:19 PM       
"Sex can wait, just masterbate" /SNL:

If people just materbated more, this would be a far better world to live in! Masterbation takes the top off the worse tensions. .....ah....ah...aaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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