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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 11:52 PM        Most mediocre films ever made.
Chasing Amy, had potential, but just kind of went - no real climaxes, a few down spots and a lack of wittiness; entertaining here and there.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 03:03 AM       
Pi
The camera work is horrid, the soundtrack is horrid, and I was the only one in the room who could follow the story, and I was too bored by it to bother explaining it to anyone else.
Spun.
This movie wants to be the Requiem for a Dream about crystal meth. The trouble is, Requiem wasn't astonishing and methamphetamines are quite possibly the grossest drug you could ever make a movie about. Also, it's more funny than anything else.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 06:20 AM       
Vampires 2. I don't think I've ever seen a more pointless movie - by accident, of course.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 09:35 AM       
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Also, it's more funny than anything else.
I'm pretty certain the whole movie is supposed to be campy.

With that being said, yeah, it's mediocre. Had the potential to go somewhere, but didn't. The ending seemed forced.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 09:58 AM       
Gotta love Mickey Rourke, though.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:56 AM       
Resident Evil (am I the only one on these boards that has seen at least part of the Anime ones?)

Pi made me lol at the end.

The village.
Donny Darko
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
the hulk
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 03:47 PM       
AVP- 6/10. Novel (based on movie) destroyed it. I give it a 9/10. A director's cut with atleast 20 minutes could make the flick better.

13 Ghosts- 6.7/10. so-so flick. Needed a better script, better actors (Lillard and the ghosts were good, rest weren't) and possibly better director.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 03:56 PM       
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The ending was absolutely terrible. Speilberg you bastard.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 04:20 PM       
Cube 2: Hypercube.
It was ok, except for the actors and the ending.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
Sphere - Kind of like event horizon but no where near as good and the ending was truly lame, "Hey we still have the power" shame they didn't have the power to shut the fuck up and end the film before it got any worse.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 04:50 PM       
Lost in Translation. Everyone made it out to be some intellectuals' masterpiece, but really, I was just so bored throughout the whole thing, and it went nowhere. It was still entertaining enough to keep me slightly interested, though.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 08:50 PM       
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