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Old May 20th, 2003, 05:39 AM       
If he slept with little girls he could go to France, since he hasn't he is trapped here!
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Old May 20th, 2003, 05:40 AM       
Anyone ever read Howard Stern's account with Jacko? Truly bizarre.
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Old May 20th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
I don't mind so much that he touches children but that look is just WRONG.
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Old May 20th, 2003, 05:46 PM       
This right here is the BEST Michael Jackson stunt I have ever seen.

http://cbs2chicago.com/entertainment...140131716.html

Michael Jackson Lobbies Taco Bell
May 20, 2003 12:16 pm US/Central


Reclusive pop star Michael Jackson, wearing a red-and-blue Spider-Man mask, popped into a congressman's field office, seeking an answer to a critical issue.

The costumed Jackson had a question for Steve Lavagnino, the deputy director in the new Solvang office of Congressman Elton Gallegly. Jackson asked: "How come Solvang doesn't have any fast food restaurants?"

After being told Solvang's only chain restaurant was a Subway sandwich shop, Jackson replied, "I love Taco Bell."

The entertainer then pulled his webbed-crusader disguise off his face and apologized for disturbing Lavagnino, although Jackson didn't know what kind of office he'd wandered into.

After a few more pleasantries and an autograph, Jackson left Gallegly's office and rode off in a black Bentley.

Jackson was seen later at Buellton's Taco Bell/Pizza Hut drive-through window.
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Old May 20th, 2003, 05:58 PM       
OMG, Proto, that CAN'T be real!
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Old May 20th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
Tenno;

Howard Sterns chapter on meeting Jacko is truly excellent piece of journalism.

Other's, I shit you not. It seriously is a great piece of writting.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 06:49 AM       


Jacko has become some kind of child-touching, confused guerilla version of the Hamburglar.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 12:21 PM       
I have a hard time believing the article is real too, but I really hope it is.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 05:29 PM       
Actually, I read another report on this:

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertain...30521_814.html

Michael Jackson Visits Calif. Lawmaker
Pop Star Michael Jackson Visits Congressman's Office Then Makes Fast Food Run

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SOLVANG, Calif. May 21 —
Reclusive pop star Michael Jackson, wearing a red-and-blue Spider-Man mask, popped into a congressman's field office seeking an answer to a critical issue.

"How come Solvang doesn't have any fast-food restaurants?" the costumed Jackson asked Steve Lavagnino, deputy director in the new office of Rep. Elton Gallegly, R-Santa Barbara.

According to Lavagnino, the discussion about two weeks ago went like this:

After Jackson was told the only chain restaurant was a Subway sandwich shop, he said, "I love Taco Bell."

Solvang, about 140 miles north of Los Angeles, is a quaint village that bills itself as "the Danish Capital of America."

The 44-year-old singer then pulled his webbed-crusader disguise off his face and apologized for disturbing Lavagnino, although Jackson didn't know what kind of office he'd wandered into.

"I've seen you on TV," said Lavagnino, whose father, Larry, is the mayor of nearby Santa Maria.

"Don't believe everything you see on TV," replied Jackson, who isn't registered to vote in Santa Barbara County, but his sprawling Neverland Ranch is nearby.

After a few more pleasantries and an autograph, Jackson rode off in a black Bentley. Lavagnino's boss didn't believe his tale until he faxed him the signature.

"Elton laughed," Lavagnino said Monday. "It's very hard to top that visit. My first week in the office and I get the most famous person on the planet."

Jackson later was seen at a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut drive-through window in nearby Buellton.

After ordering two cheese pizzas, breadsticks, water and three chicken soft tacos, Jackson was spotted in the passenger seat. As his pizzas cooked, Jackson, face exposed, talked to employees and signed autographs, said Ana Torres, restaurant assistant manager.

"He was great," Torres said. "We all got his autograph. He talked to customers."

Jackson also had his son, Prince Michael, with him, she said.

"He had blond hair, he was really cute," Torres said.
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 09:59 AM       
Can this get any weirder?

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Musi...zed/index.html

Michael Jackson briefly hospitalized
Thursday, May 22, 2003 Posted: 9:06 AM EDT (1306 GMT)


INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana (CNN) -- Pop star Michael Jackson was briefly hospitalized Wednesday after becoming ill while on a trip to Indianapolis, his spokesman said.

Jackson was only in the hospital for a few hours, spokesman Stuart Backerman said, and was already on his way back to California by nightfall.

"He just didn't feel well," Backerman said. "He just felt weak and sort of dehydrated. He was feeling weaker and weaker as the day went on."

Jackson was in Indianapolis for a deposition in a copyright infringement and royalties case involving the Jackson Five, said Brian Oxman, the Jackson family's attorney.

While the physician hasn't yet diagnosed Wednesday's illness, Oxman said the stress of depositions often makes the singer feel sick.

"He's gone through hundreds of them in his life," Oxman said. "When he has to go through them, it upsets him, bothers him, he doesn't sleep, he doesn't eat, he gets dehydrated, and these kinds of things happen as a result."

No deposition was taken at all because Jackson became sick, he said.

The man suing Jackson is from the singer's hometown of Gary, Indiana, who is a "long-time family friend and associate," Oxman said. Jackson and his attorneys do not believe the man's claims have merit.

The royalties "are from old Jackson Five songs which were sung, and claims regarding who owned the copyright to those songs and who was it that should be receiving the royalties," he said.
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