Everlasting Gobstoppers? :(

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/blog/view_comments.php?id=109

[Geggy]

gack mockaray ah i swa-swa-swa-swallowed hack cough a gob gobstopper and and ah nrr i can't eeeeee breee-ah breeathe! help!

[Esuohlim]

"We can't recommend Pocky enough-- it's the perfect junk food, and available in many man varieties."

Actual comment!

[xbxDaniel]

Those were like the only candies I knew of that could be used as a projectile weapon and a tasty treat that would last more than two minutes. So disappointed.

Peace

[Rongi]

all pocky tastes the fucking same

[Rosenstern]

I remember my first Halloween after seeing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (that's the first one... the good one) and getting my first little box of Everlasting Gobstoppers. Two dissapointments soon struck my fragile, child psyche:
1. They weren't cool and angular-looking.
2. They so did not last forever.

Screw Wonka

[Esuohlim]

Hey the second one was pretty okay

[Rosenstern]

Yeah, it was a fine movie on its own, but it just missed something that the original had. It might have been the original's army of midgets as opposed to the new one's multiplied Deep Ray. Yeah... that must be it.