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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 08:52 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 08:58 PM       
Is Silent Hill 2 really worth playing, guys, or is the entire gaming community liking it some cruel conspiracy to get me to SUFFER like with Tales of Symphonia

I spend most of my time wishing it was the Resident Evil remake instead, or that I was just watching the movie

The cutscenes so far remind me of Killer 7 in that they have barely any substance unless you care enough to over-analyze them (I don't), except they aren't nearly as cool to watch

I'm afraid to say this because I know an angry mob is going to find me and burn my house down, but this game is seriously no fun
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 08:58 PM       
I want to like it REALLY BAD, too
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:02 PM       
Also, before you say anything, I was afraid to post this in the scary games thread because Emu would end me.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:02 PM       
RATED "M" FOR "MATURE".

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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:05 PM       
I keep forgetting that I'm a big boy now :<
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:29 PM       
I want to play the Silent Hill games, but I think the internet ruined them for me, like Kevin Smith movies & Slipknot.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:55 PM       
Guitar Woman: Drink a significant portion of a bottle of whiskey and you'll have the perfect combination of paranoid and reckless, and loud sounds will scare the shit out of you. Then play.
Pub: I dunno, I watched the film and everything before I played 2 and it didn't scare me, and I'm actually afraid to play the others.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:59 PM       
mr mockery yelled at me ;_;
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:59 PM       
I already know that
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anyway so w/e
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:00 PM       
or was it some other kind of dog

I don't pay attention to that kind of thing
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:02 PM       
What for Willie?

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Guitar Woman: Drink a significant portion of a bottle of whiskey and you'll have the perfect combination of paranoid and reckless, and loud sounds will scare the shit out of you. Then play.
I'm glad you didn't suggest the Whiskey solution to me, because that is not how I get at all & I drink significant portions everyday.
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Pub: I dunno, I watched the film and everything before I played 2 and it didn't scare me, and I'm actually afraid to play the others.
Yeah? & what are your opinions on Kevin smith & Slipknot?


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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:02 PM       
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Yeah? & what are your opinions on Kevin smith & Slipknot?
Umm, well I umm.... OH MY GOD, LOOK OVER THERE!
I'd say that Slipknot could suck my ass, but I have this fear of being beaten up by people younger than I.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:06 PM       
No one should be scared to say that Slipknot suck.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:10 PM       
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In theory, yeah, but kids today have access to more weaponry than I do, so I'm just going to smile pleasantly and wander away.
And I just said 'kids today', what the fuck?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:11 PM       
Getting old feels wierd, yeah.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:34 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:35 PM       
this game sure has a lot of unintentionally funny moments

I thought Pyramid Head was supposed to be some horrific rape machine but i'm trapped in a small room with him and all I have to do is walk to the other corner every so often while he swings at where I was 30 seconds ago
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 10:41 PM       
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i was just smarting off in a article commentry thread is all
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 12:12 AM       
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No one should be scared to say that Slipknot suck.
My brother sleeps with one of their posters over his head.

I should definetly post his picture sometime.... fuckhead.

Seriously, I wanna beat the shit out of him and his smug face.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 04:21 AM       
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I want to play the Silent Hill games, but I think the internet ruined them for me, like Kevin Smith movies & Slipknot.
I feel the same way about scat porn and super mario bros.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 04:35 AM       
I just prepared some pre-made Indian food. Some kind of gravy with kidney beans or something in it. I eat Indian food fairly frequently and I honestly cannot name a single dish I like off-hand, I just don't pay attention to its nomenclature.

Anyways, it came in a vacuum-sealed pouch nestled in a cardboard box. On the cardboard box was an unflattering picture of the gravy substance in a bowl beside a super-imposed image of a mildly attractive (by Western beauty standards reflecting upon an "exotic" features) woman in traditional subcontinental garb. I guess it was her function to inform the less culturally nuanced members of foreign markets that "this product is typically eaten by people who look like this". Maybe they also wished to convey an idea such as, "eat this product, and girls of our culture who look like this will fuck you."

Anyways, my parents are probably coming to visit tomorrow and I can totally picture my mom asking me, in all seriousness, if I bought the box of Indian food just because of the picture of the girl on it. That made me think, "yeah, I bought this bean gravy so I could masturbate."

The thoughts in my head progressed along to something along the lines of making a YouTube video talking about how I bought the bean gravy so I could masturbate. It would show me lustily looking at the image on the box, then I would make some comment about not being to control myself. I'd then pull out my dick, remove the contents of the box, and proceed to fuck the bean gravy itself inside the vacuum-sealed pouch (so as to provide form). I could offer up-to-the-moment commentary about the degree of sensation I was getting from all the spices, and I'd talk about how the burning I felt was releasing endorphins to enhance my experience.

I don't think YouTube would allow that, however.

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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 06:30 AM       
It's weird because people usually masturbate to obtain bean gravy. Not the other way round.
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Also I found an article on anime that cites an Engineering student's opinion. Is that to do with you?
I'll have you know that that "anime defamation league" was one of the first (if not THE first) groups I ever joined so kiss my d*ck
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'Defamation' means you love it, right?
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