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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 12:36 AM        MyDeathSpace.com
http://www.mydeathspace.com

Catalogues now-dead myspace users giving information about their death.

Some of the pictures are hilarious:



But overall it's pretty depressing as hell Especially when you click on their myspaces and you see their friends' comments.

The service is usually unavailable, you might need to refresh a lot.
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 12:43 AM       
This site made me sad.
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 12:47 AM       
I know.

I'm usually one to be insensitive about this kind of thing, but man

#27 was a QT, fuck you tree
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 12:48 AM       
Yeah, I didn't make it past the first page, I'm not in the mood to read about dead people.
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 09:21 AM       
I read two profiles and couldn't take it anymore. That has to be the saddest thing I have seen in recent memory. Wow. :/
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 04:27 PM       
Many of these are very funny.
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 04:35 PM       
Bored after the first one.
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 10:49 PM       
MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, THAT PICTURE IS FUCKING REVOLTING.
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 11:16 PM       
I actually met #7 Dallas Cook because he was the trombonist in my favorite band. I was super sad when he died.


They don't have Julie (Pancakes) on there
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 11:29 PM       
http://www.mydeathspace.com/deaths.a...eblogs1_page=2
Chojin: is it so wrong to laugh at this one ;<
Chojin: (after police chase)
ItalianStereotype: it looks fake
Chojin: it has a news article to go with it ;< this site is all about myspace deaths ;<
ItalianStereotype: aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
ItalianStereotype: look at death 45
ItalianStereotype: about 3/4 down the page
Chojin: she looks like an alien
ItalianStereotype: look at the cause of death
Chojin: http://www.mydeathspace.com/deaths.a...eblogs1_page=3
Chojin: #41 OH NO JONNY MCGOVERN IS DEAD
ItalianStereotype: HEY OH WELL NO MORE SOCCER PRACTICE
Chojin: #35 CRUSHED BY FALLING AUTOMOBILE
Chojin: what are the odds of that
Chojin: jesus like all these kids are 16-17 and died from car crashes
Chojin: http://www.mydeathspace.com/deaths.a...eblogs1_page=4
Chojin: lol @ Suicide #3
ItalianStereotype: then a few died from like explosions or some shit
Chojin: MY SON SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD. I WANT ALL GUNS BANNED.
ItalianStereotype: hahahahaha
ItalianStereotype: HEY THIS GUN MUST BE JAMMED LET ME TEST THIS THEORY THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO THE EXTREEEEEEME
Chojin: LOL @ MURDERER #3 ON THAT PAGE
Chojin: she even looks mischievious
ItalianStereotype: which one is it
Chojin: it says 'murderer #3'. it's on page 5
Chojin: http://www.mydeathspace.com/deaths.a...eblogs1_page=5
Chojin: "Hatton, who planned to apply for a job at McDonald's, had never met the mother of the two boys. "
Chojin: who PLANS for a job at mcdonalds
Chojin: Cause of Death: Drunk Driving Accident (Car+House)
ItalianStereotype: haha
Chojin: man
Chojin: seeing pictures of people throwing fake white gang signs and then seeing 'SHOT' under it makes me happy
Chojin: does that make me a bad person
ItalianStereotype: well yes
Chojin: oh come on
ItalianStereotype: but the bad people are far more entertaining
Chojin: it's like, this is the internet's comeuppance
Chojin:
Cause of Death: Automobile Accident
Age: 19
Location: Martinez, CA
Related Article(s): "I quit the Samurai way"
Chojin: hahaha what
Chojin: http://www.mydeathspace.com/deaths.a...eblogs1_page=6 murderer #1
Chojin: DONKEY LIPS NO
Chojin: "My actions killed a good person. I will be a felon for the rest of my life and will have to live with that disability, but I am alive and Matt is not," Gabriel John Maestretti, 22, told the court in a statement.
Chojin: am i the only one that interprets that last part as 'i win'
Chojin: death #7
Chojin: BY OREO
ItalianStereotype: wait
ItalianStereotype: he forced that guy to drink too much water?
ItalianStereotype: how the hell does that happen?
Chojin: lol i guess
Chojin: Cause of Death: Motorcycle + SUV
Chojin: "Cook hit the Hyundai "pretty hard," he added."
Chojin: hahahahhahah
ItalianStereotype: what the fuck did camp anawanna do to him
Chojin: man: Cook hit the Hyundai "pretty hard," he added.
Chojin: that is the funniest thing i've seen in a while
Chojin: Cook fell onto the roadway and was run over by three other vehicles, and the driver of the dark-color Hyundai SUV continued south, the officer said. "We don't have anything to say why the driver let the vehicle slow down," Johnson said. "We don't want to go on the record with anything. It could be a sleepy driver, mechanical failure or drunkenness."
ItalianStereotype:

Cause of Death: "Rough Sex"

Age: 17

Location: Richmond, VA

Related Article(s): Crimelibrary.com Report
Chojin: HERMOINE NO
Chojin: oh man death #3 is totally fartin mowler
ItalianStereotype: returned at 9:38:24 PM.
ItalianStereotype: this site is creepy though
ItalianStereotype: you're into some morbid shit, my friend
ItalianStereotype: http://www.myspace.com/souldja_konvict
ItalianStereotype: look at what it says next to his picture
ItalianStereotype: he died in a car wreck
Chojin: lol
Chojin: HE DID NOT EXPECT OPTION 2
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Old Mar 27th, 2006, 11:40 PM       
Your chat transcript is liking walking into someone else's mind.
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 12:34 AM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2006, 12:39 AM       
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Chojin: seeing pictures of people throwing fake white gang signs and then seeing 'SHOT' under it makes me happy
Chojin: does that make me a bad person
i was thinking the exact same thing
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 09:55 AM       
Murderer #4 (Gary Schuning) used the credit card of his dead mother (whom he murdered) to pay a hooker.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 09:59 AM       
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Steven Zorn had put the pen gun to his head and clicked before, apparently thinking it was jammed and would not work.

But on the third try, the tiny silver pistol went off as the 22-year-old budding rap artist was drinking to celebrate an impending record deal. He died at a hospital.
Cause of death: Dumbassness.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 10:54 AM       
I have to say, that site is pretty frustrating
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 11:05 AM       
Why does the site annoy you?
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 11:10 AM       
Dunno, I just don't find it funny D:
If it's even meant to be... :/
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Old Apr 2nd, 2006, 11:36 AM       
Well, it's not, IMO.
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Old Apr 28th, 2006, 09:40 PM       
I was just looking at this again. Death #99 was actually executed by the state of Texas for murder. He looks fucking psycho.



Edit: Holy shit, I've met number 91
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Old Apr 28th, 2006, 10:02 PM       
They were only on death 60 or so when I posted this
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Old Apr 28th, 2006, 10:04 PM       
lol Death #87 DeShaun Holton aka "Proof"

Carlos Mencia has a myspace. I'd love to see him on there.
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Old Apr 28th, 2006, 10:05 PM       
emu: that guy looks EXACTLY like rog :<
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Old Apr 28th, 2006, 11:01 PM       
i knew a girl that crashed into a tree that has a myspace, but she isn't on mydeathspace yet.
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Old Apr 29th, 2006, 12:11 AM       
I'm going to be really depressed 50 years from now when I visit this site and a bunch of them are all "old age"
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