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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 10:36 AM        YOU MUST PURCHASE CRACKED #3, NOW ON NEWSTANDS
For it features an interview with fab comedian, Daily Show Expert, Best seeling Author and PC John Hodgman, and interview conducted and arraged by none othe than... wait for it, wait for it...

ME!!

Oh, yes, freinds. I have hob nobbed with celebrity once more.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 10:37 AM       
congrats. you're on the fast-track.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 11:08 AM       
I havn't seen Cracked for years or Mad magazine for sale.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 12:26 PM       
Fine, I'll pic it up to support your CRACK habit
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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 12:41 PM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 01:08 PM       
Awesome, glad they ran it afterall... you never kept me posted on that one and the last I heard from you it sounded like it might not work out. Rock on, Max! You know I'll be picking up a copy for sure
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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 01:26 PM       
Yeah, I'm pretty ceratin that MY christmas prsent this year is that this article will be the tipping point for me, and I'll get all kinds of free-lance work and an agent and shit, and I'll finally be making enough green to get out of debt and live the way I always meant to.

One thing's for sure, I'm completely counting on that happening and if it doesn't I'm pretty sure I'll get totally depresed and loose all faith that anything will ever turn out right and probably blow my brain out right underneath the ol' Tannenbaum!

MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS! NOW CLEAN UP THE MESS!
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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 05:19 PM       
If I could find a cracked magazine around here Id get it. But I havent seen a mad magazine for sale here in a long time. Always find them in Missouri though!
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 10:25 AM       
I'll definitely buy it. I had no clue that Cracked had downtime for a few years. Hell, Issue # 300 ("We DooM the Brady Bunch") is perhaps my favorite magazine cover ever.
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 10:41 AM       
It's way different than the old Cracked now, more along the lines of Spy, though more hit and miss I gots to say. But issue #3 is SPECTACULAR in that is has an interview the JOHN HODGMAN which is by ME.
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 10:31 PM       
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Yeah, I'm pretty ceratin that MY christmas prsent this year is that this article will be the tipping point for me, and I'll get all kinds of free-lance work and an agent and shit, and I'll finally be making enough green to get out of debt and live the way I always meant to...
...and then I'll be a Republican!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 09:32 AM       
Why not, Man. Monkeys are gonna be fluying out of my ass, how much more of a freak show could it be?
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