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Old Jun 21st, 2006, 11:30 PM       
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Holy shit. Pre natal classes are a thing of the devil. they show a baby being born. and holy fuck, is it gross.



WOuld it be such a bad thing for me not to be in the room when this lil shit is born?
you should have thought of that before you put your penis in a vagina
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Old Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:21 AM       
to be fair, fathers haven't been allowed in the delivery room for that many years.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:50 AM       
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Old Jun 22nd, 2006, 02:00 PM       
How old are you and how old is your Baby Momma? Just think you get to say stupid still like... "My baby momma is messing around on me".

"My baby momma is dumping the baby off on to so she can go party".

My baby Momma.... the list is endless....

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Good luck with that! How old are you two??
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Old Jun 22nd, 2006, 02:50 PM       
terra your just jealous, because all the other girls are having kids and you arent.

Ive known the mom since about kindergarden or grade 1, shes gonna be a good mom.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2006, 02:51 PM       
arrowx unless you were responding to a ten-day-old post w/o quoting it, i think you need to understand that lotida and terra are not the same person
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Old Jun 22nd, 2006, 07:22 PM       
Willie women are all the same to me, be it lotida, gloybelly, or terra. There all just objects, put here for my amusement.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2006, 07:53 PM       
which is why you have a picture of a man tearing the skin off of one in your sig, right
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Old Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:50 PM       
pretty much yeah.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2006, 12:19 AM       
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terra your just jealous, because all the other girls are having kids and you arent.

Ive known the mom since about kindergarden or grade 1, shes gonna be a good mom.


holy shit really? i never knew you knew her that long.


and where about 16.



and Sadie, im allowed. i just not sure yet. i will probally faint, and probally not want to touch the thing. after all it will be covered in blood and that.
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Old Jul 1st, 2006, 02:12 PM       
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Willie women are all the same to me, be it lotida, gloybelly, or terra. There all just objects, put here for my amusement.

Oh geezz... what a pimp you are!!

You must be terribly amused when we are laughing our asses off at you!
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Old Jul 1st, 2006, 02:14 PM       
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and where about 16.

You are "about" 16??? What are you Crazy! First of all you don't know for sure how old you are... and you are having kids!! Did the thought of birth control enter your head at all?

Who is going to support this kid while the two of you are still growing up???
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 01:19 PM       
About 16 turning 17 actually her b-day is saturday.......fuckin b-day's


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Willie women are all the same to me, be it lotida, gloybelly, or terra. There all just objects, put here for my amusement.

Oh geezz... what a pimp you are!!

he is quiet the pimp, hes got all the gay guys crallin over him.
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 07:30 PM       
She is exactly as old as I am


You better get her a good present not just a baby
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 02:45 AM       
putting 100 bucks on my paypal account, and letting her loose at hottopic. she loves that shit.
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 04:04 AM       
i do hate you, teen parents
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 05:31 AM       
Haha, arrowx has never kissed a girl.
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 08:40 AM       
i think this gal would be way better off if you just stayed the heck out of her and the kid's lives forever. starting now. it'll give you plenty of time to find sex for your birthday.
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 08:53 AM       
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terra your just jealous, because all the other girls are having kids and you arent.
psssh if terra wanted a baby she knows right where to find me you know i'm right guys.
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 09:49 AM       
Right on Seth! Arrow, please just swill in your own primordial ooze for a change and stop hitting everybody else with it.
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 01:59 AM       
I do hate you, executineers! BAH!


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i think this gal would be way better off if you just stayed the heck out of her and the kid's lives forever. starting now. it'll give you plenty of time to find sex for your birthday.
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 09:24 AM       
This thread is proof of why hicks everywhere should not be allowed to breed.
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Old Jul 15th, 2006, 12:59 AM       
fuck that im no hick.
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Old Jul 15th, 2006, 01:03 AM       
I don't know if it's been mentioned, but you can always go Asian Babysitter on the kid and then donate some money to SIDS research to clear your conscience.
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Old Jul 15th, 2006, 01:07 AM       
O! or i know, ill introduce my g/f to WoW. and we can play WoW while the kid starves to death like people did somewhere in this world. Wooo hurrah....fucking krouts.
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