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Old Aug 9th, 2005, 08:46 PM       
It's a nicotine-free cigarette that gay little babies can get to pretend that they're tough because there's no age restriction. They were originally invented to help smokers quit their habit.

It's like non-alcoholic beer. Which also isn't AGAINST THE X, but I understand that it can be difficult to juggle a half-dozen meaningless titles at once.
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Old Aug 9th, 2005, 09:28 PM       
I have never heard of a nicotine-free cigarette. Where the fuck do you even buy them?
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Old Aug 9th, 2005, 10:29 PM       
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It's a nicotine-free cigarette that gay little babies can get to pretend that they're tough because there's no age restriction. They were originally invented to help smokers quit their habit.

It's like non-alcoholic beer. Which also isn't AGAINST THE X, but I understand that it can be difficult to juggle a half-dozen meaningless titles at once.
Um. No.

Clove cigarettes are roughly 60-70% tobacco, 30-40% clove. The clove is used as a spice and makes the cigarette more palatable (or extremely tasty, if you're like me). In fact, clove cigs contain even more nicotine than regular cigarettes, and the cloves themselves carry an additional risk.

The brand I got was imported from Europe. They are not legal for minors.

Clove cigarette info for those who want to know just how bad for they are: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2317.html

Edit: As a note, I only mouth smoke them. I don't draw the smoke into my lungs.
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Old Aug 9th, 2005, 10:45 PM       
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Old Aug 9th, 2005, 11:34 PM       
so you're saying you didn't inhale, eh?
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 12:10 AM       
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so you're saying you didn't inhale, eh?
I suck the smoke into my mouth and exhale.
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 12:34 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 06:05 AM       
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Edit: As a note, I only mouth smoke them. I don't draw the smoke into my lungs.
You big bloody nonce - if you are going to smoke, SMOKE. What you describe is what 13 year old girls do trying to look hard by smoking, when they know if they actually inhale they will have an all consuming coughing fit.

I can't believe someone would 'break their edge' (not that you were ever edge in the true sense) by something as ludicrously gay as pretend smoking.
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 08:22 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 09:32 AM       
Well said, Helm. Well said.
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 09:51 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 10:02 AM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 10:04 AM       
As the oldest person here, I want to chime in and say that Clove cigarettes have been the Poseurs cig of choice for at very least thirty years.

Not only little girls trying to look older and more sophisticated than they are, but psuedo intellectual weiner boys who thought carrying a dog eared used copy of something by Sarte in their back pockets might possiby get them laid smoke cloves.

Smoking cloves is EXACTLY as assholic as straight edgery and for te exact same reason. It's a thin, thin, thin shell of identity and inside it's utterly hollow.

The only thing more utterly nauseating than youth trype that smoke cloves are youth trype who think they are BAD REBELS because they violated straight edgery by smoking cloves. And the only thing worse than that would be someone who does it and then POSTS ABOUT IT ON THE WEB.

Now you say "I just like the taste."

Because we'll all believe that.
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 11:39 AM       
It's those dirty anarcho-hippies he's been hanging out with. First, they got him believing that free-love poli-sci mumbo-jumbo, now they've brainwashed him into thinking he'll be perceived as a rockstar by the ladies if he fake-smokes almost-pot.
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How can someone who obviously thinks so much of their ideas have so little respect for expressing them? How can someone who so yearns to be taken seriously make so little effort?!
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 11:50 AM       
HOLY SHIT, PREECHR LIVES!!!

Smoking itself has a romantic appeal to me, but honestly, I'm not all that picky about what I smoke. I've inhaled regular cigarettes into my lungs without coughing; they told me that if I inhaled cloves into my lungs I might get a little light headed, and I didn't want to drive home that way.

Cloves are actual the cig choice of emo kids, but I was introduced by the heavily-smoking fencing crowd.

Now, pure tobacco cigarettes... that's something that might be worth trying.
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 12:08 PM       
"Smoking itself has a romantic appeal to me,"
Because you're a moron. There was aa time when smoking might have had a 'romantic appeal' beyond peer pressure. That was before they discovered it causd cancer. Unless cancer has a romantic appeal to you. What's more romantic than a fat guy in a wheelcahir on oxygen?

"I was introduced by the heavily-smoking fencing crowd."
Watch out. they are almost as tough as those worldy theater kids. The mind boggles. A clove smoking fencing crowd. How do you keep from reqaching critical gay mass and haveing a gay nuclear reaction with that miuch gayness in one place?

"that's something that might be worth trying."
Please, please, please do. Know what's really cool? Those guinness world record types who smoke, like forty at a time. That'll show the fencing crowd who's cool.
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 01:27 PM        Weird...
I would think atheletes as finely trained as fencers would be more conscious about what they put in their bodies. Given the tremmendous amount of strength and stamina needed to fence, I would have thought they would refrain from such sissified activities. This forever changes my opinion of fencers.
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 01:31 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 02:23 PM        Re: Weird...
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I would think atheletes as finely trained as fencers would be more conscious about what they put in their bodies. Given the tremmendous amount of strength and stamina needed to fence, I would have thought they would refrain from such sissified activities. This forever changes my opinion of fencers.
It's mostly just a club thing - fencers as a whole don't smoke a lot.

Fencing is also predominantly anaerobic, so the cardiovascular system is secondary. Smoking, to my knowledge, does not decrease strength - I'm one of the strongest fencers around anyway (except for Big Rob, who is going to be making a pro-boxing debut sometime soon).

In any case, my coach actually advised me against smoking once a week b/c our personalities are somewhat similar and he thinks he knows how it would end up. Odds are cigs are just gonna be a rare occasion for me.
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 02:36 PM       
" I'm one of the strongest fencers around anyway"

OMG, OMG, no wonder you can now give Heather totally intentional orgasms when you make out!!! You are SO wonderful! And when your coach confided in you that you and he were a lot alike?!?! WOW! What a super moment in your splendiferous life!! Thank God you won't be smoking much! The idea of a light like yours going out... it's just too much to even think about!!


Still, I bet the whole straight edge crowd is crying about loosing you. Wanna bet in a few weeks they'll all be smoking cloves?
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 02:55 PM       
I mean in my club. Weight-lifting is not a common thing for most in the sport.
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 04:18 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 04:19 PM       
They fence and smoke? How many phallic substitutes do they need?
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 05:10 PM       
My mom said clove cigarettes are like smoking a cookie and are very tasty.

OAO, you should eat your cookies, not smoke them!
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Old Aug 10th, 2005, 05:25 PM       
i hate the smell of cloves.

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