Celebrate The Loaf Contest Results

[Anonymous]

FIX THE SCORES OR I WILL REPORT THIS TO AN ADMIN :mowler

[MLE]

chojin's entry was baked, placed, and eaten by me, but he did the photoshop, which is why it did so well. (in case anyone was wondering, the catloaf was banana bread)

he said he'd give me the afro kens anyways. it's not like we live in the same house or anything.

i'm upset that you rigged the scores, matt.

[liquidstatik]

At least I wasn't on the very bottom.

[Pub Lover]

I feel cheated.

[Matt Harty]

MLE said she wanted to put in two entries, so I said enter one under chojin to keep it by the rules.

I upped MLE's score so she could get the recognition she deserves. I dind't know Choj actually had anything to do with it.

So IM SO VERY SORRY and Chojin can give me whatever address and you guys can share.

[Anonymous]

I STILL DEMAND MY NAME BE AT THE TOP AND IN YELLOW, THAT YOU CHANGE 'ONE' TO 'WON,' AND THAT YOU ERASE ANY MENTION OF EMILY FROM THIS THREAD, AND PHOTOSHOP A BIG RED X OVER HER FACE IN MY ENTRY.

And I'll find an address I can trust to give to a shifty fucker like you ;<

[Matt Harty]

[Matt Harty]

So you forfeit your prize, that means the next person down gets the prize.

LIQUIDSTATIK WINS!!!

[Anonymous]

Why, just cause I'm not gonna give you my home address?

I'll still give you an address you can send them to and that at which we can receive them.

[Matt Harty]

Alrighty. Pjalne post your scores here :X

[Drev]

Al Gore

[pjalne]

ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE MR HARTY? MY CONTRIBUTION WILL SPARK MUCH CONTROVERSY!

[Matt Harty]

THAT WOULD BE THE POINT, BUT DONT TELL ANYONE

[pjalne]

ALL RIGHT HERE GOES

> Artist Name: Agroskaterik
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Agroskaterik.jpg
> Score (1-10): 4
> Comments: Agroskaterik tries to serve two masters here: he wants to bribe
the judges with tits, but it's equally important that he doesn't have to do
much work. The result is a sheloaf that gave me almost NO erection due to
shoddy work.

> Artist Name:BigLargeMcHuge
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Biggie%20Large.bmp
> Score (1-10): 3
> Comments: Unlike Agroskaterik, Biggie used color. Agro's tits would be much
better in color. Sadly, Biggie's loaf has no tits, so color is wasted on it.

> Artist Name: Camacazio
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Camacazio.jpg
> Score (1-10): 2
> Comments: I don't know, two points seem about right.

> Artist Name: Chojin
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Chojin.jpg
> Score (1-10): 9
> Comments: Awesome, but doesn't score the perfect ten because I'm a layout
bitch nazi and could nitpick about uniform picture size until I shriveled up.

> Artist Name: Drev
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Drev.jpg
> Score (1-10): 5
> Comments: Pretty decent work, but I fucking hate pointless Matrix parodies.

> Artist Name: Drumming4buddha
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Drumming4buddha.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: Best Pokemon yet.

> Artist Name: Emu
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Emu.gif
> Score (1-10): 6
> Comments: Sympathy points for sick auntie.

> Artist Name: Esuohlim
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Esuohlim.jpg
> Score (1-10): 5
> Comments: Milhouse backwards, this is COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! You are a
THIEF! Luckily for you, you have stolen my heart as well, so I'm not flunking
you.

> Artist Name: Jim Duncan
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Jim%20Duncan.jpg
> Score (1-10): 1
> Comments: This is just sucking up.

> Artist Name: King Hadas
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/King%20Hadas.jpg
> Score (1-10): 2
> Comments: I don't even know what's up or down on that bread. One extra point
for making me believe a loaf can fly.

> Artist Name: Liquidstatik
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Liquidstatik.jpg
> Score (1-10): 5
> Comments: I didn't understand this, so I'm giving you a five just in case.
And also a high five. :highfive

> Artist Name: MLE
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/MLE.jpg
> Score (1-10): 8
> Comments: Needs more schematics of toaster action, but realy good.

> Artist Name: Pancakes
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Pancakes.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: I LIKE IT! Fuck you all, I liked this one. Add more white canvas
for amplified effect.

> Artist Name: Sam
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Sam.jpg
> Score (1-10): 8
> Comments: If awesome could be bottled, Sam would be pathetically drunk. But
*awesomely* pathetic.

> Artist Name: ScruU2wice
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/ScruU2wice.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: Against better judgement, I'm giving this one a seven.

> Artist Name: Subterfudge
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Subterfudge.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: While Subs is a great illustrator, her stuff just isn't my bag of
tea or whatever they say. And this one left me cold for a while, but now I
kinda like it. The score lands at a cop-out seven.

> Artist Name: Supafly345
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/Supafly345.jpg
> Score (1-10): 7
> Comments: It's hard to give this a fair score when it's been posted before
and viewed by all the contestants before there even was a contest. Another
cop-ut seven.

> Artist Name: z3r0-sk8r
> Entry URL: http://mattharty.com/contest/z3r0-sk8r.gif
> Score (1-10): 1
> Comments: Crappy drawings can be good if they're FUNNY YOU FORGOT TO MAKE IT
FUNNY.

[Sam]

I'm touched by Pjalne's comments.

[Matt Harty]

OH SHIT MLE STILL WINS

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by Sam

I'm touched by Pjalne's comments.

Which game is that anyway?

[Sam]

Snatcher. :X

FOR SEGA CD.

[pjalne]

Damn. I'm never gonna bother figuring out how an emu for that works.

[Anonymous]

All the pictures are of a uniform size, vertically. Originally I was just gonna post them side-by-side.

[Pancakes]

lool at evryone who votedd for me ^_^

[ScruU2wice]

your avatar is mesmorizing

[Pancakes]

yea n i found i tall by myself want an autograph :P

[Supafly345]

Nobody has noticed that pancakes' submission is just a photograph of a cake pan.

[Matt Harty]

I need a fucking address to send these too.