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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 08:55 AM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 11:44 AM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 02:27 PM       
What do you think of this Tadao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM7boGB38gs
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 02:33 PM       
I absolutely love Al Jourgensen. He could turn me gay. You've heard Revolting Cocks right? They do a lot of cheesy cover songs.
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 02:45 PM       
ja ja ja ja ja. Revolting Cocks are good.

Al's one of my music heroes, I guess, still doing his thing past 50 and on into the future I'd bet. Sucks that I never got to see Ministry, though. It's always strange, when you're a fan of music just before your time.



Stranger, though, is what they sounded like before. Makes me laugh my ass off.
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 02:51 PM       
He was just in L.A. last year with Revolting Cocks touring a new album.

Bod was here but I didn't get to bone her cause I had a GF, BUT I'M SURE SHE WOULD GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO LET ME. Especiall after she got wet from sitting on Al's lap.
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 02:53 PM       
Yeah, I remember bringing a Ministry tape to a party and they asked if it wa old Ministry or new. I said new and they didn't want to listen. It was a DANCE PARTY USA. I had to leave cause I couldn't get drunk enough to enjoy their crappy taste in music.
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 02:56 PM       
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I had to leave cause I couldn't get drunk enough to enjoy their crappy taste in music.
But you're the Ministry fan!
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 03:04 PM       
MAYBE I'LL SEE THESE REVOLTING COCKS THE KIDS TALK ABOUT SO MUCH.

It's really hard to call it "new" Ministry, by the way, since a whopping one album sounded like that: Gaayyyyyyy.
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 03:08 PM       
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MAYBE I'LL SEE THESE REVOLTING COCKS THE KIDS TALK ABOUT SO MUCH.
Lemme get my camera...
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 03:10 PM       
Yeah, this was when the live movie "In case you didn't feel like showing up" came out. Dance Ministry people called it new and never got over it. I guess it was some really good poppy shit, I could never get into it though.
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 01:44 AM       
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Willie is having anxiety problems because he shaved his beard.
you're mistaking cause and effect here
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 10:39 AM       
it's okay willie beards are silly anyway; they're rough and prickly and not fun to touch - you're better off without! :-)
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 10:48 AM       
I don't know. Willie you always struck me as a Samson-like person. Perhaps you gain your strength through your beard. You probably know better than I do.

Also, what was it like having elx fondle your beard?
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 10:50 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 10:54 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 11:28 AM       
Willie's beard... touched you as a child?
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 11:47 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 12:01 PM       
Did he touch you with his penis beard?
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 12:06 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 12:43 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 01:14 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 01:23 PM       
I'M ANGRY


Someone in this house just THREW AWAY a certain folder

Placed on a desk in a specific way

That contained ALL OF MY APPOINTMENT AND TRAINING INFORMATION ASSIGNED BY THE US CENSUS





"Hey man, where's the folder I put on the desk a week ago?"

"Folder?"

"THE BIG BLUE ONE."

"Oh, I threw that away with all those papers. Why?"

"THAT FOLDER MEANT AN ADDITIONAL SEVENTEEN BUCKS AN HOUR AND FIFTY CENTS A MILE! YOU JUST THREW AWAY MY SECOND JOB! A JUICY, EASY, HEAVY POCKET MONEY-RESTORING PART TIME JOB, YOU STUPID FUCK"

"Ooooooooh shit man, my bad"
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 01:30 PM       
I know a guy to whom the census has been his only job. Ever. Because he can't hold another one.

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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 01:32 PM       
if it makes you feel any better, I'm about 98% the other party in my own household threw away $100 worth of flea and heartworm medicine the other day but won't admit it
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