We Need a New Idiot

[Dole]

Why? He spaketh it like it is.

[GADZOOKS]

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=238398#238398

I think arrox has mad max beat.

[ItalianStereotype]

Originally Posted by Dole

Why? He spaketh it like it is.

it's all about the avatar.

[Dole]

When you've loved and lost like Frank has...

[The One and Only...]

I never left, I just don't post as often.

[Spectre X]

Maybe Vince will come back if we all clap our hands collectively, chanting "I DO believe in Vinth. I DO believe in Vinth!"

[Seven Force]

Nah...I think he's gone. And I missed all of it too.

Damn!

-Brian

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I'm workin' on it......

http://newsfilter.org/forum/

[Stabby]

And I'll bet you hated it, loves your gun, hate gays, etc. etc.

I've seen some absolutely juvenile, reactionary, and regressive ideas on this board, too. But that's ONLY once you get past the porno-links ring on the main page......you're certainly one to talk.

Not that I'm calling names, but any one of them would fit the position nicely.

[mburbank]

Hey, Kev; If you end up getting the URL to Preechr and Gator's new board, let me know. I could set up a Vinth blind there. You know, a little wooden hut camoflauged with pin ups of Asian and Latino girls where I could sit and drink beer and not bathe while waiting for Vinth to show up.

Thanks for your efforts, though.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Not too difficult:

www.preechr.net

NOTE: I would hardly call Preechr a candidate for I-Mockery nut-job, but much like these boards, where there are intelligent posters, the "lessers" will certainly follow.

[mburbank]

No, he's good when he's here, but he's coherent, he can define his positions and he's reasonably good natured.

He's a fine addition, but he can't be town blowhard.

I looked for Vinth at his site. He stopped posting there around the same time he stopped posting here. I honestly think we have to start looking at the 'Sppad killed him' theory.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Perhaps Preechr knows where our good riend and samurai has gone....?

[mburbank]

Well, someone ought to be concerned!

HE'S A FRIGGIN' NATIONAL TREASURE!!






can we issue an amber alert for vinth?

[Seven Force]

We never knew how good we had it till it's gone.

Like tumors.

...Well, I lost my focus again. Shit.
What was I doing? :/

[ItalianStereotype]

we? since when were you a part of this?

[Seven Force]

Listen you fuck, stop picking at my tumors! They're mine!

...

I mean, I don't really consider myself part of it. But I enjoy reading the posts. They're fucking funny. So I know what went on. I wish I could've been there though.

It's like a sitcom.

And yeah, i've read most of them. It's really boring down in Palm Beach Gardens.

[ItalianStereotype]

I'm sure you would've made a brilliant contribution.

[Preechr]

Why must I always be mentioned in the context of a Vince replacement?!?!

*cries*

:D

[Emu]

[mburbank]

Didn't I say you could never repalce him?

Do you know what happened to him? We do miss him here, I think that's evident, and I'm worried he's suffered some sort of emotional girlscout hyper active implosion. I hate to think of him wearing a disneyy princess collection nightie crouching behind a dumspter bingeing and purging Hostess fruit pies.

[Preechr]

Y'know, I used to hate to think of that, and I didn't for quite a long while... but now that you bring it up, I guess I'm not going to be able to avoid thinking of that for a while. *shudders*

Thanks.

As you noted, he disappeared from over there about the same time he vanished from here. I hope, as do you, that there's nothing to be worried about. We've sent out several search parties, but they are easily distracted and rarely make it out of the kitchen. We're pretty sure Vince isn't in the kitchen at this point, though.

Didn't I-Mock used to have a blimp? Have you considered floating A Chimp around for a bit in an effort to spot him? St. Louis isn't that large of an area, and I bet Vince could be seen from a considerable height if he is actually suffering from depression, which makes him hungry... Anything might be better than just sitting on your hands, biting your nails and worrying yourselves to death.

At any rate, we have come to feel that as long as you have a Catholic Samurai cookie saved to a hard-drive somewhere, Vince will always be close, in a way. It gets us through the empty days, long phone calls, endless lunches and trips to the store to buy beer. I'm sure you guys will find a way to deal with the loss before he suddenly shows back up to make you all his bitches once again.

Gator will be praying for you.