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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 03:46 AM       
I like how Africa is completely absent
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 06:17 AM       
Have you ever thought of submitting your artwork to the New Yorker?

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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 08:29 AM       
And you felt the need to start a thread about a joke thats about a decade old because...
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 01:14 PM       
That's about it.
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 03:43 PM       
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Because I'm American motherfucker. I can do what I want. Who do you think you are? The U.N.? Fuck th U.N.!
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 03:57 PM       
Fanatiques américains stupides de base-ball avec leurs grands shorts et véhicules utilitaires sportifs de bain. Seul conduisant au travail dans votre voiture est-il par de 5 Miles par heure, alors que la ruelle de carpool est vide, maintenant un sport ? Baisez vous et vos fritures de liberté ! J'ai su que vous de gros chats paresseux retourneriez à les appeler coupe de Français. Seulement les sèches comme vous penseraient que le base-ball était un sport pour les hommes.
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 04:10 PM       
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 04:32 PM       
Whats wrong with baseball?
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Old Dec 4th, 2008, 04:46 PM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 11:42 AM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 12:44 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 01:49 AM       
I didn't know Sapporo was an island.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 04:01 PM       
Apparently, the Island of Sapporo is North Korea, also
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 04:51 PM       
Not all Asians live on islands.
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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 01:10 AM       
Africa is a continent of death. You have the meanest animals on the planet with 4/5 countries within it under civil war. Not to mention Ebola and whatever the hell is hidden under the Sphynx! Watch Ghost in the Darkness, Hotel Rwanda, and Lord of War. That's the summary.
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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 01:37 AM       
And doesn't exist on this map.
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Old Jan 8th, 2009, 06:22 PM       
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Old Jan 8th, 2009, 06:28 PM       
Seriously, I worked with some Sudanese guys last summer, and they talked about how great Africa is, but there's no way I'd wanna go there; There's way too many things that could kill me :O
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