Cock block from above.

[pac-man]

I got cock blocked by God. I have faced many a human blocker in my day, but never did I think the almighty would find the time smite me where it really smotes. Long story short, 3 months of happy relationship are now all but over thanks to my girl deciding that she's no longer happy with my confessed agnosticism. God is her number one guy, heart and soul. Whatever I get from here on out is at best His sloppy seconds. All this time she's been calling out another guy's name, when I just thought I was doing good. How the fuck do you match up with the creator? I mean, I'm not chopped liver, but I can't raise the dead and shit. Totally not fair. Anyone else get blocked by a supernatural force or have a good/funny cock blocked story?