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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:17 PM       
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I'll be spending the weekend in Louisiana attending a huge craw fish boil. I've never had craw fish as i'm from the frigid north so i'm expecting massive rebel flags waving proudly as well as monster trucks roaring in the background as greasy rednecks devour craw fish.
You basically summed up the first 18 years of my life.

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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:17 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:22 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:23 PM       
i ran out of cigarettes so i'm smoking my grandma's winston ultra light 100s, and i think i'm about to barf
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
Be careful guys, Gadzooks reads the chat thread and doesn't want to be bored. Cause like he matters and stuff.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:49 PM       
I smoked my last one last night and forgot to get anymore. I'd rather be about to barf than twitchy.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:54 PM       
i know, right ;_;
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:58 PM       
Asila, you should have added in true I-Mockery parenting form: "To be honest, I only started smoking to cope with the weird cravings that come with pregnancy."
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 10:08 PM       
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Be careful guys, Gadzooks reads the chat thread and doesn't want to be bored. Cause like he matters and stuff.
"Clever!" I wasn't talking about anymore in here currently. Your insults are incredibly boring, though!

Milhouse, what was the site where you can guess all the countries or states (among other things)? I managed to get most of the continents but when I went to bed I forgot to bookmark it.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 10:21 PM       
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Asila, you should have added in true I-Mockery parenting form: "To be honest, I only started smoking to cope with the weird cravings that come with pregnancy."
I am now chagrined that I didn't think of this first. In my defense, putting together furniture somehow takes most of my mental energies.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 10:43 PM       
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"Clever!" I wasn't talking about anymore in here currently. Your insults are incredibly boring, though!

Milhouse, what was the site where you can guess all the countries or states (among other things)? I managed to get most of the continents but when I went to bed I forgot to bookmark it.
Cause you like matter and stuff.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 10:49 PM       
Okay, dude. See yah later.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:19 PM       
I also sometimes have conversations online with people from my hometown.

CuteGirl: is it bed time yet?
Seth: NO
Seth: it is time for you to drive to bloomington and make out with me.
CuteGirl: why cant YOU drive to noblesville and make out with me???
Seth: because then i won't be able to impress you with the size of my book collection
CuteGirl: thats not exactly the best reason
Seth: then you obviously haven't seen my bookcase in person

I feel like I'm doing something wrong, but I can't tell what it is.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:31 PM       
Hey Seth, have you tried the Bathroom Reader's books? They're full of some pretty interesting facts. Look it up at your bookstore next time you're there. There are a whole bunch of them.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:35 PM       
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CuteGirl: thats not exactly the best reason
Seth: then you obviously haven't seen my bookcase in person
I've used that pickup line in the past
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:38 PM       
Actually, yes. That was largely responsible for Seth's Law of Philology as I mentioned earlier, with the fact that they'll explain the best stories for word origins with a beautiful disregard for accuracy.

Actually, I think one of their books stated that the Hundred Year War was started over someone insulting someone else's beard, which, as the post I'm writing for the Philosophy board should indicate, I find a rather charming synopsis of three centuries of Franco-English tension.

Thank you, Uncle John, for removing any possible requirement for thought in Father's Day giving that even fathers can appreciate.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:39 PM       
lol @ applying penultimate post to antepenultimate post.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:40 PM       
lol @ using words that only exist in textbooks for Attic Greek grammar.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:41 PM       
I like my current girlfriend, we only have 1 thing in common, we have the same disease. We don't even talk about it, instead we are both talking to each other about different interesting things in our lives that the other has never experienced, nor do they want to.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:43 PM       
Would that disease happen to be syphilis?

It hurts me to say the obvious retort, but sometimes the pain helps.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:44 PM       
lol@ using dictionary.com every day now.
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 11:49 PM       
haha, i'm glad i'm not the only one
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 12:51 AM       
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Milhouse, what was the site where you can guess all the countries or states (among other things)? I managed to get most of the continents but when I went to bed I forgot to bookmark it.
It was http://www.sporcle.com

I'm mad at myself for only being able to guess like five Kevin Bacon movies but about 10 Julia Roberts movies
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 12:59 AM       
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Would that disease happen to be syphilis?

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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 01:01 AM       
Guys, maybe I'll explain the addendum to my signature when I am delusional enough to pretend that you're interested. (Read: <4 days.)

Even though this particular form, namely the specific nature of adding the word "imprimi" for precision, has only one (actually rather controversial, apparently) literary occurrence, I knew I had better google it (minus "Seth") to see how many like-minded message board geeks thought it would be funny to add it to their signatures. Apparently, none!

There was, however, one search result that seemed to be sufficiently facetious in its random incorporation of the exact phrase, that I clicked it to make sure it wasn't a message board signature.

Well, let me just tell you, I now have a new favorite website when it comes to finding images that will astonish me by their elegy to the human vagina's capacity for dilation.
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