I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Pub Lover]

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

i've made a terrible mistake

At least it was a tasty one.

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero The last three pictures in this thread are terrifying. Originally Posted by AlliSabbah I am not terrifying in any way shape or form. At least I hope I am not. Dylan is hitting on you, Alli.

[executioneer]

jk i only wept on the inside

[Pub Lover]

I cried twice today but I didn't get any snack cakes.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

man fuck it i'm not spending 40 bucks and driving an hour and a half to sit by myself

i'm doing that now

And the expensive one requires the wearing of pants.

[Fathom Zero]

That at least puts it at eighty theoretical dollars.

[elx]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

I didn't know that i-mockery was listed on the ED "most frequented" white-knighting locations.

we should go back in time when we would be more appreciated around here

[elx]

this is wrong

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by elx

sfwtkko[twsdf

Originally Posted by The Leader

I like how you took that picture in a public restroom as opposed to your own. Changing it up.

Freak.

Originally Posted by elx

;;fk[oj9tw=i-

Originally Posted by Tadao

I like how you can see the glory hole, porn mags and bottle of lube. What a whore.

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[Fathom Zero]

I think elx needs her edit button taken away

[Tadao]

agreed

[Esuohlim]

I THINK ELX LOOKED JUST FINE :whiteknight

[Tadao]

I have opinions about the size of her melons.

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ALL 3 OF THEM!

[elx]

hey fathom zero, when you look like david villa you can start calling other people pale, until then, shut the fuck up. also, your taste in music is shit. i don't care if you listen to it ironically or seriously, you're a hipster douchebag either way. maybe you were cool once when you were like 14, but you're not 14 anymore. and as such, perhaps you should consider moving out of your mom's place. i hear there's this alley behind the urban outfitters around here where the homeless people reside. I do believe that you and your useless lomographic camera would fit in nicely there!


and next time any of you guys want to question my gender again, i kindly direct you to this post and invite you to try to emulate the above level of bitchiness and when you inevitably fail, perhaps you will come to the realization that it is only capable of emanating from someone in possession of the double x chromosomal make up, thus disproving your dumbshit assumption.


and stop white knighting me, i don't want it because i hate you guys right now. and i'd rather we all continue to call eachother names.

[elx]

assfuckers

[Esuohlim]

ELX I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM NAYSAYERS, I BROUGHT MY WHITE STALLION

[Esuohlim]

I don't know why I started playing online poker but now I can't get any shit done

[Tadao]

I used to play at ultimatebet.commie

[executioneer]

[Tadao]

Stop putting your finger in it.

[Fathom Zero]

I didn't call you pale, Ms. Sourpuss McVinegartits.

[elx]

you said I had deathly pallor, that's the same thing as pale you vinyl listening snoot sucker.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Tadao

I used to play at ultimatebet.commie

I'm on Full Tilt. I want to play for real money but I have a tendency to go all in on a bluff ;_;

[Tadao]

I don't think she got a valentine. Here you go sweetie.

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[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I'm on Full Tilt. I want to play for real money but I have a tendency to go all in on a bluff ;_;

I sent Ultimate 20 bucks, played the pennies, got down to a dollar, made 40, then lost it all at the dollar tables.

Ult used to have free tourney and I got all the way to the final 2 tables and lost, but they gave me a few real dollars to play with as a reward. It was fun.